Spanking your toys
Posted by Haron on 25 Jan 2008 at 10:08 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
The topic of spanking your dolls and teddy-bears has come up several times in the comments recently, and it seems like something a few of us had in common growing up. I wonder, just how similar were our experiences?
When I was a kid, I never imagined myself on anything other than the receiving end of a spanking - my sympathies were always with the punished girl or boy. Yet, getting a doll to spank you is a bit more difficult than turning it over and slapping its bottom yourself.
I played out lengthy scenarios with my toys; they always had a chance to be good and avoid the punishment. I taught my dolls to juggle (moving their arms with mine), and they wouldn’t get smacked when they caught the glass marbles I threw in the air (which, given they had plastic hands with non-opposing thumbs, never happened, but the theory was there). I had my bear in training for the gymnastics team, and only punished him when he wasn’t very good.
Yet, at the same time, I never wished there was a human girl or boy I could put through these exercises instead, and spank them when they failed. Instead I wished somebody would show up out of the blue, and do all these things to me.
What about you? Were your dolls very bad?
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I got a little teddy bear as a gift once and he had what looked like little red shorts on, except they were furry like the rest of his body.
My friend and I named him “Red-Bottom Bear” and he got spanked frequently.
My friend and I played other spanking games too, and I still wonder if she was a spanko too…
I had Barbies spank “kid” dolls (which I think came from My Little Pony). So I guess I wasn’t really participating on either end, just imagining.
I never actually wanted to spank anyone, I was more fixated with getting spanked and yet when we played school I used to spank all of my dolls, wether they were good, bad or anything else. I also used to play pretend games with my best freind which usally involved trying to avoid getting spanked. Oh and I did a ‘play’ with my her where she was meant to be my father and ended up really hitting me across the bare leg with a leather belt- Ouch. Like Lele I’d love to know if she turned out as a spanko. Maybe I should hunt her down on Facebook…
I used to play out stories with my lego people which would end in them getting spanked (by other lego people).
Hmm, brings to mind amusing ideas of an alternative spanking site along the lines of the Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com/ - funny stuff).
A. not only took down the bloomers of my Little Michelle doll and spanked her the other day, but he violated her. And then spanked and violated my Teddy. I think they both are going to require serious psychotherapy…
Seriously, though, while I dislike(d) watching others get spanked and always thought up grand schemes in which I could get spanked (but was too much of a pussy to follow through), I did frequently employ my dolls as actresses in various stories in which they were spanked at some point. I think they worked as a sort of proxy for me. While I couldn’t get spanked personally, my dolls could and I sort of lived vicariously through them.
My childhood experience is quite different. Even as a kid, the idea of spanking got me so excited (and embarrassed) that I avoided being confronted with any playful spanking. I ran away and hid as soon as the topic was mentioned. I would never have been free enough to spank a doll. Still, I always dreamt of being spanked.
Yes, I had very naughty dolls and teddies. I used to play school, and took the role of the very strict schoolmaster. I always saw myself in a male role for administering spankings. Go figure! Anyway, the dolls were hand-spanked for making mistakes in reading, spelling, whatever. Still can’t stand stupidity or spelling mistakes! The teddies got the ruler on their soft bottoms.
Barbie disciplined her little sisters and brothers too.
Hugs,
Hermione
LOL funnily, I never spanked my action man. Martha’s teddy bears seemed to be getting up to all sorts of obscene misbehaviour together when I was down there recently…
I might start spell checking before I comment having read Hermione’s comment!
I did the exact same thing with dolls and teddy bears.
I used to play school with my dolls an awful lot, but only when my sister, with whom I shared a room was out - she used to think it very childish, not too sure what she expected of me, I was a child after all!!!
I was only the school teacher by default, always thought of myself as one of the pupils but someone had to administer the spankings and the dolls couldn’t so it was down to me.
I had one doll who got into trouble a lot more than any of the others and I suppose this one was secretly me, she was a lovely big ragdoll, with long legs and a large soft bottom, ideal to put over my lap and spank with no danger of hurting my hand as well - bonus! I also used to leave them stood in the corner to think about things and often had to give spankings when they failed to write lines given, I do remember taking on the role of naughty schoolgirl for some of them and writing the lines myself but more often than not they just got spanked for not doing them, of course I’d have been totally freaked out and traumatised if any of them had actually handed in the lines….!
I am reporting you all to the RSPCT - the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Toys. At least, I will do once I’ve stopped laughing.
You’ll all be telling us next that you used to browse dictionaries looking up spanking-related words…
How wonderful it would have been to have been able to skip the dictionary searching phase and go straight to the Internet, the youngsters today don’t know how lucky they are…
The young one are getting *abused*
Acutally on a more serious note we are really lucky to be around in the time of the internet, I can imagine that it would be really lonely thinking that you were the only spanko in the world.
Once I spank very hard my teddy bear.I spank him because I play I’m visit him and he was making a lot of mischief and I told him to stop.He don’t lisen it and I put him over my knees and give a very hard barebottom spanking, until he cry.Later I gave a bear hug!!