Spanking city
Posted by Abel on 26 Jan 2008 at 08:27 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
To Edinburgh on business for the past couple of days - a place so austere in its beauty, its people seemingly so stern.
Combine those characteristics the prevalence of tartan (by far the most appealing material for school skirts) in shop windows everywhere one turns…
….mix in with my fondness for the tawse as an implement of correction…
…. and I find myself wandering the streets in a permanently kinky reverie. Picture the maids of bygone eras, punished in the strict households behind those doors. Dream of fearsome governesses; picture hands upheld for punishment in school classrooms; imagine serious fathers chastising their daughters.
Is this the world’s best city for a spanking aficionado? Oh, how I wish Haron had been able to come on the trip with me. Then again, it’s probably a good thing for her that she couldn’t - the train journey back would have been a painful one.
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Speaking of Scotland, do you know if Rabbie Burns was a spanko as well as a bit of a lad with the ladies?
Our private schools here all have tartan skirts as part of the girls’ uniform. Very short. We have quite a Scottish heritage in my little corner of Canada. I’ve never seem a tawse here, though.
I think you just a have your own kinky aura that spreads around you. Wherever you go. Though Edinburgh does have that prison museum which I think you blogged about before… and they have free plastic rulers that they give out to kids! (and they’ll give them to grown ups too if you ask nicely.)
Hermione - I did hear on TV last night, as part of the Burns Night celebrations, that Mr Burns was very naughty indeed with his maid. (And do you need any tawses exporting?!)
Megs - is that a polite way of saying that I have a dirty mind?! I did wander past the birching bench this morning, before getting the train home, and wondered through the window at the sight of a young lady lost in rapturous contemplation before it, while her boyfriend seemed quite oblivious to her interest…
Hermione- I own three of those school skirts… my ex-school uniform! I’m going to save myself a fortune at Ann Summers oneday!
I’m *so* over exited about going to Edinburgh in the summer to perform, Even more so now that I get to go and look out for a kinky aura. Yay!
My Scottish history teacher always claimed he took the job because he ‘loved to teach’. Maybe the true reason was the number of girls in tiny little tartan skirts…
Evie, don’t even think of buying your uniforms in Ann Summers! They are good for certain things wot run on batteries, but their uniform range is for vanilla experimenters.
Anyway, my old uniform survived for a good three years, so you won’t need to worry about it for a while.
Wot sort of things did you mean, my dear? Stop corrupting innocents…
Yeah I was acutally feeling really corrupted… Lol!
Maybe Haron wouldn’t be able to corrupt innocents if Abel didn’t do things like go off to Scotland and leave her to her own devices (particularly when those devices are battery operated from Ann Summers), therefore giving her free time to corrupt Evie (who, clearly, was as innocent as they come until Haron corrupted her)? So doesn’t that make it *Abel’s* fault? Maybe he should be spanked…
Yeah I’m totaly blaming Abel for my lack of innocence! And I think we’d *all* like to see Abel get spanked!
I am rather concerned by the increasingly toppish tendencies of some of the young ladies here…
Not that I’m one of the *young* ladies, but I’d like to make it quite clear that I DO NOT wish to see Abel get spanked… however, there is a certain appeal for seeing Abel spank the toppishness out of several of the young ladies who comment here, just the toppishness mind, I wouldn’t like to see their cheekiness spanked out of them, it’s far too much fun!
Since we’re pretty much the same age, Sarah, you certainly count as a *young* lady, if not one of the ones needing spanking in this particular instance! But thank you for the moral support on the Abel-being-spanked front!
The young ladies in question are just getting their thoughts crossed, Abel. One moment, they’re thinking, oh that Abel, he’s such a doll. Or, that lovely man is such a teddy bear. And, then, inspired by Haron’s post, they move on to their favorite childhood activities…
All of you people assume that it wasn’t me who corrupted Abel in the first place.
Mwahaha.
Ha Sarah inadvertantly called Abel old.. She’s a badass like the rest of us!
Evie, Abel was just being kind, I’m older than him, so I wasn’t really calling hime old, I was merely calling myself not young… so stop trying to get me into trouble when I’m perfectly able to do that all by myself thank you!!
Heh… Fine don’t be in the badass club! Lol.
Haron: I corrupted my husband too. In fact he made the point that I and you two have totally corrupted him. Not entirely convinced for some time about my request, he adores it now, and I’d even go so far as to say that he *does* have illicit thoughts!
As for these young girls I say, never say never. Abel may be in cyberspace today but one day down the track who knows… One of my favourite devices in stories is a ‘little black book’. Whose to say Abel isn’t keeping one? You, for instance Sarah, would have several pages devoted to your comments by now. Two strokes for each cheeky comment. It adds up you know…….
Yeah, Sarah. Stop being cheeky. Jeez.
Is it pick on Sarah day?
Rob, I bet your entry in the little black book would be a lot more comprehensive than mine, I’m usually a very polite and respectful young lady, with just a hint of cheekiness thrown in for good measure… and as for you Smudge! Well! You and Evie would need your own black books, and they’d be full by now! As would a good half of the 2nd editions…
Sarah ma beara:
I suspected as much. That YOU would think that MY entries into the black book would take up more space than yours!! And as I drove along the highway today I wondered about this, and I believe you are right..and I think I may have lead you astray over the past year or so..so to be fair we should both be spanked. Since I’m older (I think) I should go first (that’s the norm, you’d agree). I’ll take the warm up, and you can take the caning.
OK?
Why am I starting feel like I’m stood before the headmaster as he flexes his cane wondering how I got here….?
If I’ve been led astray it’s only because I’ve allowed myself to be led, so that’s all my own fault and I deserve the punishment for that…
If you’re older than me you most certainly get to go first… while I climb out of the window and down the drainpipe…oh, ok, I’d never do that, I know the consequences would be far too painful, it’s one of my fantasies though, the time Sarah runs away from her caning instead of bending over at the first time of asking! I’m just not brave enough.
I ran away once..I got in the car and drove off when he was looking the other way…the telling off when I finally answered the mobile phone was awful. I couldn’t wait to come home and get what I deserved…actually felt better when I turned the car around and had accepted by fate. I didn’t leave b/c I was feeling brave BTW. I left because I couldn’t see straight!! But I’ve pretty much got control of that impulse. The cane does that to ya!