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Abel came home for a little while, and brought me a magazine of spanking coolness, also known as last Sunday’s “Observer Music Monthly”.
Have a look at the cover:
So, the school is progressive enough to have done away with uniforms, but traditional enough to still have canes. Cool.
I wonder if the dude with the cane is a prefect about to start dispensing punishments, or whether he’s stolen the cane from a teacher, and is about to get a caning himself when he gets caught. Both options work for me.
Further into the magazine, you find the following headline:
Oh, no, of course it hasn’t. And making this point is crucial when you’re writing a music review.
Dear Observer, just give up one of your free monthly magazines in favour of a spanking almanac, you know you want to.
littlenic
January 27th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
And now you know why I read what I read newspaper-wise! The Grauniad, the Observer – the kinkster’s Berliner of choice.
Actually, I missed last week’s. Shame, by the looks of it…
hermione
January 27th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
I suspect the teacher is either hiding somewhere, or was locked in the supply cupboard by the little dears.
blue fairy
January 27th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
can someone *please* explain to me why people call it ‘The Grauniad’? is it some random london thing or am i just being hugely thick?
gerrard
January 27th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Blue Fairy it’s a “Private Eye” thing. Back before word processing, the Guardian was absolutely littered with typos, slight exaggeration, and so gained the nickname “Grauniad”, misspelt version of Guardian I believe.
Evie
January 27th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
How did the make newspapers before word processing?
Smudge
January 27th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Good point, Evie. Abel will probably know. He was definately around way before word processing. He was around before the *wheel*. He knows *everything* about the olden days
Evie
January 27th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Wow, it’s amazing, Please tell us all about how the wheel was invented Abel! It’s like Smudge and Evie story time…
Indiana
January 28th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Martha, have the young whipper-snappers convinced you to domme yet? I’m ready to lend my equally unlikely assistance.
I’m sure Abel would be glad to advise us…
Abel
January 28th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Well, you see, the ancient people had tied a naughty girl to a large circular stone to whip her, but every time a blow fell, the stone rotated round. By the time the flogging finished, the girl was upside down.
She was untied – carefully – and led away to be comforted. And the elders realised that, with a little modification, they could roll the stone around the village during future punishments so everyone could see what was happening. And from that, it required but a short leap of imagination to invent the wheel.
Sarah
January 28th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Abel – I am *HUGELY* impressed at how you made the invention of the wheel so deliciously kinky – fantastic!
Evie
January 28th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
I think Smudge and I have been totaly misrepresented, we’re clearly just keen historians, hoping to learn from somone who was around in the olden days!
Smudge
January 28th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Thank you, Evie. My thoughts exactly. You know, I think there’s a conspiracy among the elderly to make the young people look bad. It’s awful.
Evie
January 28th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Looks like it’s you and me against the world!
Rob
January 29th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Where did I see a picture of this wheel in the past few days? It was a big wheel with girls tied to it and a man with a cane whipping their bottoms as the big wheel turned around? It is somewhere in spankville very recently. It was like a ride at a fair, with the girls tied on with their bottoms bared. (Not that I spend time looking at pictures in spankville. Not me.)