From Bad Dream to Worse Reality
Posted by Haron on 29 Jan 2008 at 10:56 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
As I was drifting off to sleep last night, I came awake with an involuntary jump.
“What happened, did the bad men get you?” asked Abel.
“I fell off a tree,” I complained. “I was stealing apples… and fell off.”
“You were doing what? Bad girl, come here!” He swiftly turned me over onto my tummy and gave me several crisp smacks. “And that’s just from the owner of the orchard. Wait till you come home, and your daddy whips you with his belt.”
I wouldn’t put it past Abel to get out of bed and fetch an implement, but luckily it was too cold outside our nice duvet, and we were too tired. So instead we fantasised.
…The girl would be too scared to go home after being discovered; this was a small town, and daddy would surely find out. She would wander the streets for a while, and then spend the night at her friend’s house.
Only, she couldn’t avoid going home forever. Her father would meet her silently by the door, where he would hand her his pocket knife, and motion towards the trees in the yard.
Under the curious gazes of the neighbours she would cut a switch for her whipping. An apple switch for an apple thief.
-------Now you can buy spanking-related gifts with our original designs.
Abel is *mean*.
But why was she stealing apples if she had her own apple tree in the yard?
She was stealing apples because before going to sleep I’d been reading a book about a girl doing exactly that.
She had an apple tree in the yard so that she didn’t have to be whipped with a belt
Ah, I see…
Dream logic! TBH if your going to steal it’s probably worth stealing somthing more exiting than apples.
I dunno… do you think a belt hurts more than an apple switch? I suppose the switch is kind of poetic justice though…
I find whippy things like switches and canes easier to take than belts and straps, though it’s always a matter of what it feels like on the day, really…
At least you guys have good dreams. Last night in my dream I was erroneously given a parking ticket (parked on a single yellow line on a Sunday, in case anyone’s interested) and was advised by a policewoman to challenge it. I was so bored by this dream that I woke up…
I want a spanko dream! lol
ooh i had a dream that i was russell brand’s slave the other night…that was fun…but then it morphed into a dream where there were lions running loose in my living room and that wasn’t quite so fun…
i had a spanko dream once but it was with some nutter who somehow managed to tawse me across the head.