School secretary is in for it
Posted by Haron on 15 Feb 2008 at 08:03 am | Tagged as: In the Neighbourhood, Perverting Reality
This hilarious news item has come to my attention via Fireman Chris:
An accidental push of a button Friday had students at Palm Bay High questioning what they’d done wrong and parents plotting punishments.
Parents of all 2,550 students in the school received an automated call Friday reminding them that their student had to report for Saturday morning detention. Problem was, the message only should have gone to 16 homes.
I can’t decide whether I’m mean enough that in my version of the story some students would actually have got into trouble for nothing, or whether it’s just the school secretary who has to submit to a paddling for her carelessness.
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LOL where would the school put all the detendees? In the football stadium? To be paddled publicly, one by one?
Yes, the secretary definitely deserves the strap.
Hugs,
Hermione
lol, yeah - paddle the secretary!
can you tell that the receptionists in my school were all snooty bitches?
I think the secretary should be required to attend the Saturday detention and write out “I must pay more attention when sending out detention notices” the amount of times it was incorrectly sent out. (approximately 2,500).
I don’t think you’re as mean as someone who would think up a system that would send out detention notices to all the students. I mean, what type of person would think that such a contingency would be necessary?
LOL. I had imagined it differently… the poor secretary required to bend over while each student affected was permitted to stand in line to give her a stroke of a strap or paddle.
Not that she’d make it through 2484 of them without passing out, but that was how my imagination played out
sparkle
I think the dean of the school should direct all the students to the auditorium for an emergency session in which the secretary should present herself for a good old fashioned over the knee spanking over the principal’s knee in front of all the students and teachers present. Her skirt should be hiked up of course and panties pulled down. After her ordeal, the secretary should be made to apologize to all the parents for inconveniencing them.
Anytime during the school year, if any of the inconvenienced parents would like to punish the secretary him or herself, he or she may have access to the principal’s office where the secretary must bend over and submit her bare naughty bottom to yet another sound spanking in front of the principal.
After each of these spankings, the principal ought to reinforce the lesson with by spanking her again. This will also remind the secretary who is in charge.