As far as spanking-related dreams go, this was one of the scarier ones: I spent last night being whipped by Forest Whitaker. While I imagine he’d probably be a fine spanker as himself, unfortunately, in my mind he is irrevocably tied to his Oscar-winning role of Idi Amin.
So yes: Idi/Forest was doing some evil dictatorial plotting in London, and I was sent undercover to spy on him, while pretending to be his loyal follower. To prove my love, I had to submit to all sorts of things, and to look like I was enjoying them. This included being spanked and whipped, and I also remember having to wash his feet (eww!)
Dear subconscious: if I must be abused by Oscar-winners, please make it Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch, Rex Harrison as Professor Higgins, or even Adrien Brody as that pianist guy. No more whippings from evil dictators, OK?
I was only thinking about Rex Harrison the other day. What a huge turn on ‘My Fair Lady’ was! The voice. It doesn’t get better than that…and “I’ve grown accustomed to her face…” Loved that! Loved the idea that he was the stern teacher, but besotted by her…quietly but oh so certainly falling in love with her. How ‘Freddie’ (I have often walked on this street before..) didn’t have the slightest chance against the man twice his age.
God yes! If somebody from the movie world is going to spank you, he’s the one!
I’ve always thought it was funny that in Pygmalion the Play young Freddie got the girl in the post-script, but the Hollywood movie couldn’t cope with anything like that. “What do you mean, he gets the girl? He’s hardly got any lines!”
Is that right? I’m a purist. Freddie getting the girl just doesn’t work for me. Remember, “Just you wait, Henry Higgins, just you wait..You’ll be sorry but your cares will be too late. I’ll be off and I’ll be married….” All bluff. She never had the slightest interest in Freddie. And there was the assistant too. It played right into every fantasy…
Gregory Peck for me, and let Freddie get the girl!
Laurence Olivier for me,I love his brooding,masterful Maxim de Winter.
Eeeeeeeewwww! Rex Harrison looks like my dad.
For a good old fashioned vanilla fantasy please let Jane Fonda visit my dreams as Barbarella. OR for a more shuddery, tingling experience let her come as Klute and have her whisper (as she does in the film)
“I can be a very bad girl, you know.
I sometimes need a spanking.
I have very wicked ideas.
I will do anything you ask.”
Finally for an, “I shouldn’t have eaten that cheese before going to bed dream.” Glenda Jackson and Susannah York can appear as The Maids.
Oh God Harriet you have amazing taste. Laurence Olivier. In fact just Maxim De Winter- sexiest character ever, though the first Mrs De Winter was clearly so much better than the drippy second one, despite all the affairs with cousins…
Haron I still think it’s wildly unfair that you get all these interesting dreams, I’m taking down my dreamcatcher.
I don’t know about spanking (he seems too laid-back for that), but Adrien Brody can come into my house and have sex with me ANY. TIME.
Sean Connery, playing James Bond, who threatens to spank the girl in almost every one of the books. No subsequent Bond comes close…Connery for me, please, on a Jamaican beach, using his hand…
Have I really just read a set of comments about actors without a single reference to Jeremy Irons? I’d always thought he topped polls of spanko girls’ favourites…
But I don’t want him to spank me while in the role for which he’s won his Oscar. Von Bulow? No, thanks!