Saturday mornings, kink-style
Posted by Abel on 01 Mar 2008 at 08:13 am | Tagged as: Other Stuff
As Haron headed to the shower this morning, I reflected on a possible new definition:
Kinky household:
One in which, on a Saturday morning, the woman shaves and the man does not.
(Hold on. Don’t all our posts mention spanking? That’ll be happening in a few minutes, just as soon as she gets out of the shower
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I’m confused. Why does she need to shower and shave before her spanking? {giggles}
I’m just plain shocked that anyone could be awake at 8:13 AM on a Saturday morning!
Honestly, Rob, what a silly question! It’s because Haron (being the non-human-artefact member of the household) had to waste some time beforehand so that her more… mature… husband could have some extra time to get his shaky old limbs out of bed.
While it hadn’t had much to do with spanking before the obligatory addition, it still gave me a good laugh in the morning… for me 1pm
Thebes
Oh, Rob. Haven’t you noticed Abel’s predilection for showered girls before? I’m sure it’s been mentioned many times…
Indeed. Both for ’showered’ girls, and for ’showering’ girls…
Abel: For a moment there I was quite shocked…..
ROFL Rob can read all sorts of pervy posts about spankings, but mention a shower…?