I was always going to be excited by an interview with Forest Whitaker in the Guardian.

I was always going to be even more excited by a casual description of his role in “The Great Debaters”:

“I play Denzel’s father,” says Whitaker. “I’m very conservative, I teach theology at the university and I deal with my son very strictly and then he starts to assert himself.”

But after my recent spanking dream starring the man? My fantasies just will. not. stop. Can he come and play my father now?

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