Dealing with a juvenile
Posted by Haron on 22 Mar 2008 at 08:52 am | Tagged as: Other Stuff
We were driving along the other day, when we saw a white van inscribed with a logo of a company. The logo said: “Anker”.
What do you think Abel said:
a) That’s not how you spell ‘anchor’,
or
b) Look, the sign’s missing a ‘W’!
And this man is trying to pretend he’s a dignified, responsible schoolmaster. Yeah, right.
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Abel, you’re disgusting! I thought the elderly and infirm were supposed to frown on that kind of language?
My grandmother uses the F word more than me!!!!!!
b)
I guess either option could be classed as using robust naval language…
There are no end of amusing place names around that can appeal to the juvenile mind, such as :-
Wan King Path in Hong Kong
Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate in York
Muff in County Donegal
Lord Hereford’s Knob near Hey on Wye
Beaver Head in Idaho, US. There seem to be many references to beaver and bush - I must be missing something, as I don’t understand that!
My personal favourite is Great Butts in Sussex.
Maybe the sign was missing an Sp?
Surely Shapeley Bottom is the British winner…closely followed by Shellow Bowells. And I agree with Harriet, what else would a Shapely Bottom want? Certainly not a W!
Harriet is clearly the most perverted of us all.
Gerrard - fabulous list: quite wonderful.
How rude! I was a complete innocent with ne’er a spanking thought in my head until I stumbled upon this site! (I guess I’ll admit to maybe being a tad perverted but a lot of it’s the fault of The Spanking Writers for putting naughty thoughts into my head)
H x
Glad to see we’ve done our job successfully, Harriet!
And long may you continue doing such a fantastic job!
H x