We found a picture of this wonderfully designed customisable clock in “The Guardian”, and decided that every kinky household needs to know about it.
See? The numbers are held in the jaws of tiny crocodile clips, and you can replace them with your own thing.
Such as pictures. Of bottoms with cane stripes.
With a stripe for each hour.
That would be a thing of beauty, right?
Wow! Brilliant!! I want one… and to pose for the pictures of course!
Off to figure out the bast way to steal the idea and make my own now… as I’m on an economy drive
Or one caned girl at one o’clock, two caned girls at two,… (Volunteers?!)
I’m happy to volunteer but not to be the 12th girl at 12 o’clock… that’s far too long to wait and I’d probably get scared and run away
Could be worse, I suppose. Abel could be in the army, and use military time…
You are me, and I claim my five pounds.
The ‘Caning Clock’, should be posted in every school, office, Government building. And underneath this clock should read these words of wisdom. “Every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every year. Any naughty female will be subject to corporal punishment. They will be bent over, dresses or skirts raised, knickers, and bloomers, taken down to their ankles, and spanked. These implements, will be used. Hand, paddle, hairbrush, birch, cane, or whip. So be it. Be warned.