Electric paddles

Personally, I don’t think tops need any ideas. They are too creative by half. However, the following passage from a vanilla craft blog was so cute I’ve decided to risk putting ideas into somebody’s dangerous head:

Uncle David was in high school already and he had regaled us with stories of the electric paddle kept in the principal’s office. I had visions of an electric ceiling fan-like contraption into which a child would be strapped and the beating would commence! Rachel reassured me that he was only pretending – but I still spent first grade being VERY good! I didn’t want to take any chances! Hmmm… I wonder if my boys would fall for the electric paddle story?

by Naomi, to whom I don’t link
to avoid freaking her out

Actually, I’ve just remembered that our friend Domino owns an electric fly-swat, which she calls a “sub swat”. So somebody has obviously had the idea already…

3 thoughts on “Electric paddles

  • 21 May, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Oooh, I’ve been got at before now by one of those electric fly swatters.

    Not nice!

  • 21 May, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    It seems as though Abel has been traveling rather a lot recently and may not have time for his usual careful investigation of sources that, combined with his own brand of creativity, inevitably lead to evil scenarios. Haron, I’m sure he appreciates your help in getting him through any rare periods of preoccupation with vanilla life. 😉

  • 21 May, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    But there’s a big difference between the electric (fly) swatter and what this woman is describing. Hers sounds more like a spanking machine… one of the core fantasies of every future kinky kid. Fly swatters are EVIL. At least ours only goes off about one in four times you get hit with it… makes it much more nerve racking than if it would go off every time.

    “by Naomi, to whom I don’t link
    to avoid freaking her out”

    Love it. That didn’t stop you with Orphans of Chaos though… but then again I’m sure authors don’t care what kind of audience buys their book and besides, with a book like that he must be at least a little kinky too. (BTW Orphans of Chaos has the most disappointing sequels EVER spankwise.)


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