Give her a FL06ging
Posted by Abel on 22 May 2008 at 07:44 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
We must be corrupting Smudge, who many of you will know from her regular and lovely comments, because she and I were struck by the same startle last Friday.
I’d been heading to work when I found myself driving behind a truck with the registration number “FL06 ABC”. (Well, the final three letters weren’t ‘ABC’, before you track down the driver - but it was the thought of the flogging that caught my eye).
I’d been wondering all day where I could buy the registration “FL06 HER” for my car. And then Smudge emails me:
“I was in a car park and there was this little car parked opposite me. And its license plate’s last 3 letters were ‘oww’. And my first thought, when I realised that? ‘The driver of that car got spanked.’”
Smudge, my dear, Haron and I are duly ashamed for corrupting you. Honestly… (Haron, stop that hysterical laughter right now).
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Hope your trip is going well. I sent you a note at [address removed by Haron for anti-spam purposes]. Let me know if you didn’t get it. I didn’t see an e-mail address on this site, but then maybe I’m just missing it.
Ah, it was a tough job, corrupting Smudge, but somebody had to do it! May as well be the experts. After all, if a job needs to be done, it should be done well.
Somehow, I think there’s a kinky fantasy about being spanked for a decidedly mediocre attempt to corrupt someone, but I can’t quite see it yet…
I saw a license plate just the other day which spelled out QUIRT.
*ouch*
Oh dear… is my kink slipping? I saw a car registration plate today ending in KFC, made me want chicken, not spanking!
Huh. You don’t seem very ashamed. But if I have to be corrupted, I’m glad it was by you two
Though I do think Haron should be spanked for not being properly sorry.
Look what you’re doing to our generation! Honestly…
Hmmmm - doesn’t someone have to be well behaved to be corrupted? I don’t think Smudge qualifies as a “corruptee” (neither does Evie) based on the fact that they are both so naughty to begin with.
I’ll have you know that I was actually running for sainthood before I discovered Abel and Haron…
I’ve certainly been corrupted. I used to be sweet and innocent. Now after reading Abel and Haron for a while, I now do a double take every time I read anything, anywhere, as I am constantly reading ’spank’ for ’speak’!! Abel and Haron, this is totally your fault, I’d like my nice, clean mind back please!
The folks across the street from me have a license plate ending in OTK.
That brings a smile to my face every morning!
It’s not just your generation, St. Evie. Abel and Haron corrupt people in my generation, too. (Not that we’re not grateful, mind you!) From what I can tell, that’s probably a little harder and therefore more impressive!
Eliane, “spank” for “speak” is a new one! My usual is being unable to type Spanish the first time without an extra letter.
(The one above included, despite the fact I really concentrated on doing it right…)
As you can see above mis-typing is a trait among those in need of a spanking - Evie meant to type that she was “running FROM” sainthood. Finding Abel and Haron just a gave her a direction to run towards.