Give her a FL06ging

We must be corrupting Smudge, who many of you will know from her regular and lovely comments, because she and I were struck by the same startle last Friday.

I’d been heading to work when I found myself driving behind a truck with the registration number “FL06 ABC”. (Well, the final three letters weren’t ‘ABC’, before you track down the driver – but it was the thought of the flogging that caught my eye).

I’d been wondering all day where I could buy the registration “FL06 HER” for my car. And then Smudge emails me:

“I was in a car park and there was this little car parked opposite me. And its license plate’s last 3 letters were ‘oww’. And my first thought, when I realised that? ‘The driver of that car got spanked.'”

Smudge, my dear, Haron and I are duly ashamed for corrupting you. Honestly… (Haron, stop that hysterical laughter right now).

13 thoughts on “Give her a FL06ging

  • 22 May, 2008 at 8:14 am
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    Hope your trip is going well. I sent you a note at [address removed by Haron for anti-spam purposes]. Let me know if you didn’t get it. I didn’t see an e-mail address on this site, but then maybe I’m just missing it.

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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    Ah, it was a tough job, corrupting Smudge, but somebody had to do it! May as well be the experts. After all, if a job needs to be done, it should be done well.

    Somehow, I think there’s a kinky fantasy about being spanked for a decidedly mediocre attempt to corrupt someone, but I can’t quite see it yet…

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 5:31 pm
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    I saw a license plate just the other day which spelled out QUIRT.

    *ouch*

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 7:24 pm
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    Oh dear… is my kink slipping? I saw a car registration plate today ending in KFC, made me want chicken, not spanking! :(

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 8:12 pm
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    Huh. You don’t seem very ashamed. But if I have to be corrupted, I’m glad it was by you two :) Though I do think Haron should be spanked for not being properly sorry.

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 8:50 pm
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    Look what you’re doing to our generation! Honestly…

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 9:51 pm
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    Hmmmm – doesn’t someone have to be well behaved to be corrupted? I don’t think Smudge qualifies as a “corruptee” (neither does Evie) based on the fact that they are both so naughty to begin with.

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 11:02 pm
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    I’ll have you know that I was actually running for sainthood before I discovered Abel and Haron…

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 11:20 pm
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    I’ve certainly been corrupted. I used to be sweet and innocent. Now after reading Abel and Haron for a while, I now do a double take every time I read anything, anywhere, as I am constantly reading ‘spank’ for ‘speak’!! Abel and Haron, this is totally your fault, I’d like my nice, clean mind back please!

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 11:46 pm
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    The folks across the street from me have a license plate ending in OTK.

    That brings a smile to my face every morning!

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  • 22 May, 2008 at 11:47 pm
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    It’s not just your generation, St. Evie. Abel and Haron corrupt people in my generation, too. (Not that we’re not grateful, mind you!) From what I can tell, that’s probably a little harder and therefore more impressive!

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 9:08 am
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    Eliane, “spank” for “speak” is a new one! My usual is being unable to type Spanish the first time without an extra letter.

    (The one above included, despite the fact I really concentrated on doing it right…)

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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    As you can see above mis-typing is a trait among those in need of a spanking – Evie meant to type that she was “running FROM” sainthood. Finding Abel and Haron just a gave her a direction to run towards.

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