The Dark Lord will see you now

There are some dreams that are just kinky enough to provide nice frisson, but are otherwise completely nuts.I dreamt I was a student in Hogwards, and Lord Voldemort was in charge. There was plenty of punishment around, including caning for the most serious misbehaviour.

In this dream, I was my kinky self. I wanted to get caned.

There was, however, one catch: when you were caught at a caning offence for the second time, you were sent straight to Voldemort, and probably got killed.

Er… not hot. I’d like to lodge a complaint with the ministry of kinky dreams.

28 thoughts on “The Dark Lord will see you now

  • 23 May, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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    Lol, no not hot… A caning from Professor Snape though, now there’s a thought. Always thought that dungeon classroom of his could be put to better use.

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 5:44 pm
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    Mmm, yah… Snape. THAT would almost be worth being finished off by Voldemort for…

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 6:00 pm
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    I am, of course, in favour of Haron getting all the kinky canings she wants. And of her not being killed by Voldemort, cos she’s really rather lovely and doesn’t actually deserve it. I am, however, in favour of sending the entire population of Hogwarts (excluding Haron’s dream-self, obviously) to Voldemort to be completely destroyed. As painfully as possible.

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 6:44 pm
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    Well, that’d deter girls from committing a second offence, wouldn’t it?

    See, those of us who prefer caning girls are too soft, really.

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 7:06 pm
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    Evie – it’s not just Hogwarts. It’s the whole god-awful world of Harry Potter and his freaky friends. I hate the whole thing. I did read the last book (though not the 5th or 6th) in the hope everyone would die, but… *sigh*

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 8:15 pm
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    *horrified gasp* Smudge! Wash your mouth out, terrible girl!

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 8:39 pm
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    He, he. Well done, Smudge. I’ll forgive you any number of comments about my age for such a wonderful anti-Potter comment :-)

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 8:45 pm
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    😮 Smudge and Abel have formed an unholy alliance in their hatred of Harry Potter???! This is terrible!!!

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 9:02 pm
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    Smudge, I had thought you seemed very nice, but with all the Harry Potter hatred spewing forth from you, I’ll have to reconsider! Oh, and thanks for the link Evie!

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 9:32 pm
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    Ooooh, I like our new alliance, Abel! Especially as I just replied to your email and may have made the occasional comment on your age… Does this mean I get to say whatever I like, now, and not be in trouble?

    Toby – value of the Harry Potter books? I believe they’re very good for burning…

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 10:09 pm
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    Able and Evie, thank god, I thought that I was the only one who couldn’t stand them.
    Warm hugs,
    Paul.

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 10:11 pm
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    Toby- Your doing English at Edinburgh? Will you still be there October 2009, Might get to meet you!

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 11:00 pm
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    I’m doing my MA in Anthropology at Edinburgh, and taking English as an outside course for a while to make up some credits. And yep, I’ll be there ’til 2011, at least! :)

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  • 23 May, 2008 at 11:12 pm
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    Wow Anthropology sounds clever and complicated and like I wouldn’t understand it…. Anyways,it’s nice to here that there wont be a comeplete privation of kinky people up there!

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 12:50 am
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    Heh, never fear, Evie… there are a handful of us up here. Well, we gotta have something to keep us warm on all those cold Scottish nights… 😉

    And Anthropology; clever and complicated? Heh, who are we kidding…

    Seriously, though… anthropods are the best fun! If you make it up to Ed, you should take it as an Undergrad minor; you may be pleasantly surprised! [+, the first year lecturer is quite something! ;)]

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 6:33 am
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    I’m with Smudge and Abel… and Paul. Haron was going to try to corrupt me with Harry Potter books on tape, but she hasn’t yet, not sure if I was to be tied down to listen to them to make sure I didn’t escape… hope so! :)

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 11:11 am
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    Tapes? Wow. They’re nearly as old as Abel.

    Maybe Haron should be spanked every time she tries to force Harry Potter on poor, unsuspecting individuals.

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 1:06 pm
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    If I must suffer for refusing to let my neighbours to persist in their ignorance, so be it!

    Sarah, if I could work out how to burn CDs on my damn machine, those books would be on their way today! And then you would be hooked! And it would be all my doing! Mwahahaha!

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 1:22 pm
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    Smudge – I’m obviously showing my age (being even older than Abel that is…) I meant CD’s not tapes, good job too because Haron trying to figure out how to burn tapes on her damn machine would never lead to success, trying to figure out how to burn CD’s and so corrupt me forever could one day happen!

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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    Haron! Hasn’t being married to Abel taught you *anything* about being nice to the elderly? Poor Sarah doesn’t deserve to have that dreadful Potter crap spouted in her ear. Be nice. (Though why can’t you just burn CDs the normal way?)

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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    Ohh, Stephen Fry is most delumptious when reading those HP books… he has kept me entertained on many a long train journey!

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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    hmm, being killed by Lord Voldemort would not be much fun. Caned by Tom Riddle, on the other hand…

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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    Wouldn’t mind being caned by Stephen Fry, either.

    ROFL, Smudge!

    Even if you are sadly mistaken about HP. :-(

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 7:14 pm
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    I have to confess, Stehen Fry regularly features in my spanking fantasies and very good he is too! :)

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 7:15 pm
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    oops just been for a ‘p’ I meant StePhen!:)

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  • 24 May, 2008 at 8:15 pm
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    Ditto on Stephen Fry. He may not be into girls OR spanking, but I never let reality interfere with a good fantasy :)

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