British Royal in spanking scandal
Posted by Haron on 23 Jun 2008 at 10:00 am | Tagged as: Startles
…Well, almost. She was in a scandal, and she needs a spanking. 
Apparently, Princess Eugenie (aka “the cute 18-year-old one”), was enjoying some end-of-year mischief with her girlfriends when a member of staff woke up:
The tabloid Sun newspaper reported that a college staff member woke to playful shrieks and found several young women dancing around without clothes.
It said there was no suggestion boys were present or that drugs were involved but claimed a pupil said the students had been drinking.
I’m glad that at least one royal is capable of enjoying life without breaking the law or insulting entire nations in the process. Good for her.
…But that was my naughty side speaking. My responsible side says that young Eugenie shouldn’t get away with dancing around naked on the school premises. Obviously, there needs to be some sort of punishment involved.
I wonder if she has a whipping girl? I wonder if the palace is recruiting one now?
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Hhhmm, one important unanswered question, I think. Who administers the royal thrashings? Would the young Princess get to choose from among her grandmother’s retainers, or could she choose more broadly? Surely, she would wish to know her whipping girl’s thoughts on the matter– and, why, yes, the Princess reckons she has enough pull to bring in David Tennant to carry out this most unenviable royal task…
Personally, I blame her mother! Careful Indiana, DT is a bit busy this week; if she ends up anywhere near him, she could find herself up-ended on Davros’s console. Hold that thought!
Is David Tennant the man from Dr Who, who looks like he might be slightly mad?
David Tennant is indeed the slightly mad looking man from Dr Who. Personally I would prefer to be OTK of the previous Dr Who,Christopher Ecclestone.
Haron… I’d never question your judgement but I think “cute” is a bit generous… anyways, freind of a freind was at school with her and apparntly she’s a Royal Bitch (see what I did there!?) Is that treason?
Perhaps her sister, Beatrice, should be brought in to dole out the punishment seeing as she was head girl back when she was in school.