“How about this one ?”
“Its too wide !”
“That will spread the impact more.”
“Shhhhh – we’re in a shop !!”
“And you’re still going to get beaten with whatever I buy. So the more delay, the more publicity.”
“Oh God, get that one then if you want it.”

Then saunter over to an assistant…….

“I’d like to try this one please.”
“Thats fine sir – the testing rooms are over there. Do you want the lady to accompany you ?”
“Why yes, of course….!!”
“The soundproof room is at the end, unless you would like to use a gag ??”
“mmmmm… choices choices….. the gag I think”

Its offered, sealed in its sterilised plastic bag. As we go into the testing cubicles another couple comes out. She is rubbing her rear, but smiling, he is coiling the belt around his palm. Another successful sale in the store of dreams.

Hugs,
HErmione

Sounds like some kinda belt there, with the heavy metal, rock ‘n’ roll studs and all. Don’t think that’s my personal style, but it does remind me that I could use a brand-new, smooth, supple belt. Skip the studs tho!

Dave
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I was going to say, at least you’re getting some action, but I’ve changed my mind. That belt does sound like it was made to be thrown out *accidentally* during a belated spring clean.

So this is one of the implements brought home by dear Abel? (Since he snickered at us poor things that thought there was only one) Wonder what the rest of them will be like…

And I am hugely impressed with whatever shop assisstant sold Abel a hard-rock-festival belt and *didn’t* die of laughter on the spot.

So glad you guys are reunited again!