Testing the New Implements

Abel’s been shopping for implements on his US trip. He wouldn’t say what he bought, and only teased, and hinted, and promised a tasting menu of everything at once, as soon as I got home.

His grand idea for the event was that I would receive a number of smacks with an implement, and then blog my impressions right away. He prepared the computer and the implements (I still had no idea what they were, and even how many of them he’d bought) and told me to bare my bottom and get over his knee.

The resulting review is below, underneath the picture of the whole lot. (There were six, by the way, and I was sentenced to six strokes with each.) The reviews got shorter as my distress grew, but I decided not to expand them, and post the authentic first impressions just as they’d been typed up.

six spanking implements - from Abel and Haron's Spanking Blog

The Josephine (aka the leather mini carpet beater thingy) – was used OTK. Stings like the devil, but used lightly would be quite pleasant and sensual. I wish.

Rope paddle – I was bending over the bed for this. There was a weird scratchy sensation when it touched my bum, and it’s a stingy little bastard. Leaves a lasting burn.

The Grand Josephine (aka the big huge carpet beater) – used while I was kneeling on the bed on all fours. Felt like a fist punching your bum. Even a light tapping produces overwhelming pain. Really thuddy. Probably my favourite of the lot, if only Abel could bring himself to use it even lighter.

Plastic cane – used touching toes. I safeworded after 3 strokes. Feels more like a knife, never again.

Loopy whip – also used touching toes. Just really stings, a pretty scary implement.

The rope and suede flogger – used lying flat on the bed. Heavy, soft, delicious, though can be stingy if used harder. More a reward than a punishment implement. And it’s so pretty!

11 thoughts on “Testing the New Implements

  • 1 July, 2008 at 2:22 pm
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    Thanks for the tour of the new implements, Haron. Really good of you to suffer so that we readers don’t have to try them all out ourselves. As a small carpet beater has thus far been my least favorite implement, I think I’d be wise to give most of these a miss! That flogger looks pretty nice, though….

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  • 1 July, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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    I think little Josephine is much the prettiest, the flogger looks to me like a crazy corn-dolly with wild hair!
    And the looped leather whip looks like a mean devil.
    Thank you so much for the guided tour, it’s all in the cause of education!

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  • 1 July, 2008 at 3:03 pm
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    Hehe, you’re welcome.

    I can see the little Josephine being very useful when I want to spank somebody. My hands are quite small and I’m not athlete, so it will make the job easier.

    I think I’ll just hide it away in my handbag for future use. I’m sure Abel won’t notice its absence.

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  • 1 July, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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    Mmm, the flogger looks lovely! Sounds like some of the others need to ‘get lost’ though, especially the plastic cane. Tell you what, post it to me. My house is such a mess I could easily lose it for you and it would never be found again.

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  • 1 July, 2008 at 3:15 pm
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    LOL Eliane, you’re such a good friend :)

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  • 1 July, 2008 at 5:07 pm
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    What a cool post!

    However, I’m now in the waffly place so many submissives get when they think something is cool and want to show their Tops … but are also not entirely sure they want to live with the results! 😉

    We have some implements that are not exactly lost, but I depend on his general tendency for “out of sight, out of mind”!!!

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  • 1 July, 2008 at 9:16 pm
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    Wow, Abel went all out. I hope it made up for the long, long weeks of separation. And your review is mind blowingly articulate, not an ow or owie in the lot! And I agree with Indiana, suffering so that most of the rest of us don’t have to, is a real public service!

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  • 1 July, 2008 at 9:19 pm
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    Zille – go on, you know you want to :) I’m sure Abel even remember where he bought them

    Jo Lee – for some reason, it hadn’t occurred to me at the time I was being publicly minded. That makes up for the pain a little bit!

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  • 6 July, 2008 at 3:31 pm
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    How wonderful to get such immediate feedback. Thank you for sharing.

    Honey

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  • 27 November, 2008 at 7:42 pm
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    I never see the ballet slipper included in implements. It is easy to grip by the heel, is flexible and has a soft sole which leaves no bruises, however hard you whack with it. It is ideal for spanking naughty children.

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