One of my team at work broke his cheekbone recently playing rugby on the beach (!).

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

When she fetched him from hospital, with his face all wired up, his (astonishingly cute) girlfriend apparently commented:

“You look like Frankenstein. Then again, you weren’t exactly Brad Pitt to start with”.

He’s not really in a fit state to administer the sound spanking to her that said comment clearly deserves.

Should I offer my services ? Helping a wounded colleague, and all that?

(Thing is, I’ve known her for years, she’s a close friend and I’ve long suspected that she might enjoy it…)