Abel and I were walking up to the train station. He valiantly carried the suitcase, almost not complaining at all. Seriously, he only complained once.
“I can’t believe how heavy it is!” he said.
“What have you got in there?” I asked, knowing that we were only going away for a couple of nights, so hardly needed any clothes.
“A strap, a cane, a tawse and a hairbrush,” he said. And paused. And said: “Oh.”
Right, he was only carrying a mini dungeon in that bag…
Well, it’s only fair Abel suffers too, right? 😉
He could have left them on the train, couldn’t he? Then he wouldn’t have had to carry them.
Exactly!
Did Smudge say he could use them on the train? Yes, I think she did. Seems Kate thinks so also.
After he has used them, preferably on Haron, Smudge and Kate, he could put them in a smaller carry on type bag and “allow” the ladies to take turns safeguarding them…woe to the girl who “loses” the bag.
I often feel like I carry a mini dungeon across the country, glad I’m not the only one
I’m sure Abel only has to carry so much because he needs to deal with cheeky young things like Smudge and Kate… who are always picking on the poor elderly gentleman!
Haron,
Thanks for visiting my blog. I’m enjoying the stories you and Abel post. They are so clever and creative. Those implements don’t sound like they should be all that heavy, though.
Fine. We’ll pick on Sarah too. And also Brennus. Kate, I think we need to hack into this website and stop certain people commenting, don’t you?
K, you’re right, they’re not heavy; I forgot to include a wooden paddle! Also, Abel’s is a wimp
Smudge, if you even think of any hacking, I’m going to personally smack your bottom, for dissing the IT department (i.e. me). Hang on… you’ve already thought about it… Bend over1
You missed out the paddle. *That* was heavy.
Oh my. I’m confused. I definitely agree with you Smudge that some kind of censorship is required here! Only Haron’s threatening to spank you for even thinking it and I wouldn’t want to upset Haron, would I? But THEN she goes and calls Abel a wimp. And that makes me like her again. So what am I to do?
I still think that if the paddle was too heavy for Abel to carry around, he should have left it at home, or even better, on the train. His poor elderly bones might break if they’re put under too much stress you know…
That’s it, Kate – when in doubt, be rude to Abel. Well done.
Whooo! I’m learning fast, aren’t I? I’m so proud of me!
Do you think Smudge is trying to divert some of her new-found spankings onto Kate…?!!
She could always divert some of her spanking on to me!