The sultan’s bathhouse
Posted by Abel on 16 Sep 2008 at 06:46 am | Tagged as: Perverting Reality
I’m in Cyprus at the moment, staying with Cath and having a lovely time.
Yesterday, we went exploring in Nicosia, the capital, which is delightful. A little research had revealed a hidden gem, the Hamam Omerye, a traditional bathhouse. Dating from the 14th century, it’s been restored recently, capturing a Europa Nostra award (Europe’s top gong for conservation) in 2006. We were lucky, in that bathing is usually single-sex; Monday is the only “couples” day.
The place is a delight, a haven from the heat and bustle of the world outside – all fluffy towels and relaxing massages. The Hamam bath itself is a set of seven rooms, each at a different temperature; one sits (or lies) on the hot stone benches, unwinding, scrubbing oneself (or one’s partner) gently in the warm waters. It’s quite gorgeous.
Of course, as we relaxed, I told tale of the sultan in Ottoman times. The girls of his harem would have been sent here to bathe, no doubt. No towels to cover his young ladies in those days, of course; as a result, the marks of his displeasure would be plain to see, a lesson to all.
Yet one new girl had clearly not learnt said lesson: she’d displeased the sultan, and her fate awaited her: “You are to report to his chamber on your return from the bathhouse.” She’d plead for his mercy, but she knew that none would be forthcoming. By tomorrow, she’d be the one wearing fresh stripes from his whip as she bathed naked with the others.
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Intellectually I know I should be getting all hot and bothered at the Turkish Harem fantasy, but all I can really think is, mmm, spas, not been for ages, must book a visit. Sorry, obviously feeling rather prosaic this morning! Thanks for reminding me to go to the spa though
“Hello, is that the spa reception? Great. Eliane here. I’ve just been reading this spanking blog and it’s reminded me that I need to pay you a visit…”
I wonder quite what they’d have in store for you if you booked a massage…
Glad to hear you are both having a good time, keep up the good work!
How about this one for a Turkish (Russian) bath, complete with a faux sultan?
http://thiscatiscrazy.blogspot.com/2008/07/whats-really-going-on-here.html
LOL what Abel failed to mention in this post was that the real-life girl had already incurred the wrath of the “real-life” sultan before the visit to the Hamam. And that we did take up the massage option.
Luckily, my masseuse was too polite to comment on the all-too-obvious stripes left after my visit to the sultan…
Catherine, you’re braver than I am
I’d go for a massage, but probably only a head massage if my backside was a little stripy :-D.
Indiana - I’ve done that (in Russia, not NYC). It was actually quite nice, if a bit odd. They left all the leaves on the branches which was an interesting sensation.
catherine - I’m impressed you went through with a massage. I always wait until well after all the marks are gone. Although I think my masseur probably suspects something anyway since I continually tell him there’s no such thing as too hard when it comes to massages and frequently end up in quite a bit of pain during the session.
Cath you are very brave! Am glad they didn’t comment though…or is it commonplace in Cyrpus?!
I had a quite kinky hamman in Morocco too- but sadly no whacking!