I was working on something last night, while in the background the television was on. Through the haze of work I heard snatches of dialogue:

“Yeah, we did have some break-ins. Stole some tools, midless vandalism, that sort of thing, but…”

The mind completes that sentence without skipping a beat: “But the girls concerned were all apprehended and soundly whipped.”

Yes, I’m sure that’s exactly what went on.