On our most recent visit to our favourite library, I picked up a copy of ‘Thomas Arnold’ by T.W. Bamford. Knowing of the legendary headmaster’s stern reputation, I thought there might be something of interest.

The biography didn’t disappoint, containing what must be the best index entry ever:

Flogging 26, 44, 49-54, 57, 67, 71, 85-6, 110-11, 125, 132, 181, 189, 200; see also discipline

Arnold enjoyed “a public reputation as a flogger” in his time as headmaster of Rugby. But the most interesting passage in the book concerned the punishments administered before his arrival:

Wooll, his predecessor, gave only twelve as a maximum, and that reserved for the greatest offence of rebellion. Moreover, under his regime all major punishments were left over until the next day, so that flogging and passion should not coincide.

*Major* punishments, eh? I’m imagining three girls before the Headmaster. He gestures towards two of them: “I shall deal with both of you in a moment.”

And then he turns to their friend, deemed to have taken the lead in their misdemeanour. “You, on the other hand, will come back and see me after chapel tomorrow morning.” She’d be left to wait overnight, dreading her ‘major’ punishment.