In the States for the past few days, I’ve been staying at a rather lovely resort hotel that’s owned and managed by the local Native American tribe. In the relaxation room in the spa (my back was sore after the long flight, OK?) was the autobiography of a woman who described life at the local Indian School in the early 1900s (a “semi-military institution”):

The matron’s bunch of jingling keys always warned us of her presence. She was strict and frequently used her strap on us.

In the evenings, the girls would whisper the matron’s nickname “to signal that she was coming into the dorm … Then we would jump into our beds and pretend that we were soundly asleep in order to escape the strap.”

The girls spent half their time in academic study, the other half learning trades. One such was working

“in the dining room, washing dishes and scrubbing floors… If we were not finished when the 8:00 A.M. whistle sounded, the dining room matron would go around strapping us while we were still on our hands and knees. This was just the right position for a swat — all the matron had to do was raise our dresses and strap.

The bakery was next to the dining room, and the bakery boys loved to see us get a strapping; they would always stare and grin.”

I want a job in that bakery…