A knicker appreciation party
Posted by Haron on 30 Jun 2009 at 09:22 am | Tagged as: In the Neighbourhood, Spanking Accessories
Emma has been lamenting the lack of attention her knickers get when she’s being spanked – a sentiment I completely share:
Knickers are far too often whisked down without so much as grudging compliment or a lingering rub of soft lace or delicate silk. Even cheeky messages on such knickers, agonisingly chosen for their needling ability are mostly ignored. And poor knickers spend most of the time around knees or even worse hanging off feet. It’s really no way to treat such beautiful and sexy items…
So to combat this knicker vendetta from toppy types I’m suggesting a sleepover for all my kinky girly friends where we’ll just sit around in our yummy knickers and bras and such and admire each other all night. We’ll even try out the most suitable bending over angles that show of said knickers to best advantage. And it goes without saying there’ll be unlimited changing of knickers with various hands helping in the removal and adjustment of such. There might even be an occasional gentle pat on the bottom, over knickers of course.
That sounds like the very image of heaven, actually.
It makes a huge difference during a spanking to have some warm-up over the knickers. Not because it hurts any less (seriously, a flimsy piece of cotton isn’t going to protect me much). I’m not sure why, actually.
Perhaps, because it signals the seriousness of intent: we’re settled here for a while, you’re not going anywhere, young lady. This is just the beginning for you.
Or perhaps, because it adds another stage to the embarrassing act of exposure: I don’t just bare my bottom in one brave yank on my jeans and knickers together, but have to undress in stages.
Perhaps, instead of a play party, a political party is in order: Respect the Knickers, or something like that.
-------Now you can buy spanking-related gifts with our original designs.
I think this calls for a demonstration.
Um, a lie-down protest?
A sit-upon strike? (Or should that be, a strike the sit-upon?)
Just imagine the placards with slogans:
We shall not be moved! (of course)
Stand firm for your foundations!
Top drawers for bottom drawers! (or maybe that one should be vice-versa)
And then the chanting:
On! On! On!
No lay-offs!
Wearing, not baring!
And so on, and on…ah, such fun! Woman the barricades!
I am entirely in agreement. As you know, for some time I have been running the ‘Campaign for British Knickers’ – as oppose to ‘panties’ (shudder…) and I think it’s an important part of the manifesto.
I suggest the House of Commons orders a public inquiry. I’d be happy to appear as a witness!
I had to go to a difficult appointment today, and so of course I wore my hot pink fuschia panties. I think of them as my spanking panties. No one was going to see my panties – it wasn’t that kind of an appointment – but I needed them for me.
Power to the panties! Er, knickers!
Well, I tried to incite rebellion on EJ’s blog, but to no avail so I will try here as well! I’m with candycane. We should protest. Demonstrate. Refuse spanking rights until they d*mn well start admiring our knickers, vocally, and in our hearing. Who’s with me?! Rebellion, rebellion!!
Me! Me! Me! I’m with you Eliane! Let’s rock those d*mn doms!
I compltely agree!
Yay! We have the beginnings of a rebellion. Um, now what?!