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Yesterday’s Times featured a wonderful little item entitled, “Have a free tree”:
“The European Commission will give 5,000 young Europeans trees to plant before the Copenhagen climate change summit in December.
Anyone aged 14 – 29 from ten EU states, including Britain, can go to clickatree.europa.eu for a free sapling.”
So here’s the plan: let’s subvert the initiative for kinky purposes. I reckon all of you who qualify should click on the link and order your tree, thus securing a free supply of switches for future spankings!
Do post a comment here once your sapling is on order! And pass on news of our campaign to your kinky friends, by email and on your blogs: after all, we need to recruit 5,000 pervy people to take over their whole stock…
eliane
July 1st, 2009 at 7:42 am
That’s ageism. I object. It’s not my fault I’m no longer 29! On the other hand, I don’t have a garden to plant it in, so I wouldn’t be able to make use of the offer… I’ll have to leave it up to the younger kinksters out there.
Indy
July 1st, 2009 at 11:57 am
You sound like one of my play partners, who reckons I should replace the dead evergreen in my front yard with a weeping willow, on the grounds that it will better survive the soggy conditions in that part of the yard. I’m sure the new tree will be far too delicate for harvesting switches for quite some time…
Jessica
July 1st, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I’m with Eliane (again) – I don’t qualify. Why are they giving trees to bloody young people? They don’t pay any of the taxes that the Eu wilfully wastes every day! Grrrr!
Abel
July 5th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Not one of you ordering? Amazing how the bravado of some of younger readers disappears at the prospect of owning a supply of switches
I wonder what the eurocrats have planned as a gift for the rest of us? They have the infamous “butter mountain” – is there, perchance, an EU Tawse Mountain just waiting to be distributed?