Abel's spanking blog & stories
That’s what the news headline in the Vancouver Sun said: “Megan Fox gets spanking from Transformers director Michael Bay.”
I got terribly excited when I read that, but it was in vain: what actually happened is she said something he didn’t like, and he made his disapproval known to the public. That’s all.
No, no, Vancouver Sun, that’s not what a spanking is.
A spanking is what I’m imagining happening to Ms Fox, over Michael Bay’s knee, right in the middle of the film set. With his hand slapping her bottom, and her legs kicking in the air. That’s a spanking, see?
Alexa Jayne
July 4th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Haron, on behalf of all of Canada, I apologize to you for the misunderstanding.
Redhead
July 6th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Wait ’till you see her as Jennifer Check in “Jennifer’s Body”. She gets much more than a spanking. In fact, she ends up quite bloody.
R