Lost property

Standing in our front hall the other morning, about to head out to work, I noticed something poking out from behind the radiator. I reached down to pull out the offending object, and this is what I found:

abandoned-knickers

Elementary, my dear Haron. They’re not yours, so I deduce that they were left there during one of the get-togethers we’ve had with kinky friends since moving in.

Needless to say, I am most disappointed in whichever young lady is to blame. Would the owner of the garment in question please own up, explain how your underwear came to have been removed in our hallway and left behind our radiator, and report to my study next time you visit so that I may deal the matter before returning your knickers?

23 thoughts on “Lost property

  • 7 July, 2009 at 8:20 am
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    For removing of that part of garment those are mostly top responsilible for 😛

    And be careful, cos after proper investigation you might be the one who should be delt with 😛

    Anyway, as cute as they are, not mine! 😉 I have all my panties accouned for 😉 (I hope)

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 9:28 am
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    OMG, that is so funny. I would love to claim them as my own as they are rather cute but I’m afraid that would be dishonest. However, once you’ve identified said owner, if you get her to let me know where she got them from, I’d be grateful!

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 11:39 am
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    Ha! I can’t wait to find out who it is… (not mine, alas.)

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 12:18 pm
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    Imagining a kinky (if slightly unhygienic) version of Cinderella, with Abel searching all across the land for the owner of the polka dot knichers…

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 12:53 pm
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    @ Indy. Do you really want Abel to limit his search to “all across the land”? I think the search should be global (at at least cross-Atlantic). As a matter of fact, that one time I changed planes in England, I’m *sure* I left my panties in Abel and Haron’s front hall. LOL

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 4:30 pm
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    Not mine! However tempting it might be to trade an undeserved punishment for a pair of cute knickers, I can’t help feeling that would be unfair on the real owner.

    I have to ask, though: is that a thong?

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 4:46 pm
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    OK, we’re narrowing the list down…

    My detective work also concludes that the girl in question must have been one of the group who stayed overnight at one or t’other gathering and hence had a change of underwear with her. I know some of the young ladies were a little inebriated, but I can’t imagine any of them leaving the house knickerless without noticing.

    Given a couple of the disclaimers above, it rather narrows down the field of suspects…

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 5:31 pm
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    Yes, looking at the responses above, the list must rapidly be getting shorter. Though in all fairness, some of the young ladies at the gatherings I attended were plenty inebriated enough to have left their knickers behind and not notice, so it would be unfair to limit your investigations just to people who stayed over.

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 5:34 pm
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    I’ve just had a thought – what if every possible owner denies all knowledge? Wouldn’t it be fun to get all possible candidates lined up somewhere in a row and continue caning them, one stroke at a time till someone owned up? You’d probably need to get some help though.

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 6:18 pm
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    Ha, ha, not mine, I love my knickers too much to leave them behind!

    But I have very good idea who does own them 😉

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 6:38 pm
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    Not mine!

    I value my knickers too much to leave them behind and as I was in scary top mode, my knikcers stayed firmly up! (for once!)

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 7:08 pm
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    Sadly I wasn’t even there *sigh*

    I keep checking back though, can’t wait to find out who’s they are… :)

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 11:09 pm
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    Although I did memorably qualify as inebriated enough on one occasion, and although I love these knickers, I can also rule myself out of the running!

    Hmm, I have my suspicions though…!

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 11:18 pm
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    It wasn’t me…I was after all wearing a white dress, and accompanying that with black polka dot knickers would be a little shameless even for me!

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  • 7 July, 2009 at 11:21 pm
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    Hee hee, my suspicions are proving right, by a process of elimination isn’t there only one girl left?

    Unless one of the above is lying….

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  • 8 July, 2009 at 11:03 pm
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    Yep, sounds like one girl left LOL

    (Though I’m only guessing who is the girl that signed herself Martha few comments above. Hate when people use more than one name!!! LOL)

    About that part about lying though…all could get far more interesting that way. I’m sure is another ‘dealable’ offence LOL

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  • 10 July, 2009 at 2:06 pm
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    Hmm. I don’t think they are mine, actually, although I certainly brought many many pairs with me. I was plenty inebriated but I don’t remember those knickers. (they look like thongs or bikinis to me.) I hardly ever buy that particular shape of panties and I don’t remember ever buying red and black underpants–I would always go for the pink and black option.

    Pandora?

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  • 10 July, 2009 at 2:44 pm
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    Sounds like all the possible culprits are denying it. Maybe Abel needs to start doing a scene from ‘Cinderella’ to find out who they fit…

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  • 10 July, 2009 at 9:38 pm
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    OK, we’ve run out of girls.

    It was obviously Simon.

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  • 11 July, 2009 at 9:15 am
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    Wait a minute, are we *sure* they aren’t Haron’s? Maybe they are and she’s (now unsuccessfully) trying to shift the blame onto someone else?

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