I’m sure I got a spanking over Abel’s knee one day last week, and thought, “I should remember to blog about this.”
Well, I remembered to blog about it. But I’ve forgotten everything else about it! What could I have done to deserve a spanking, I wonder?
I hope some of you will help me remember. Or just take a guess.
Had I overteased the cat? Had I overteased Abel? Had I plotted an overthrow of the monarchy? (Nah, that one would have got me a “well done”, not a spanking.) Maybe I tried to overthrow the monarchy and failed?
Can’t think of anything I might have done to deserve a spanking. Any ideas?
I know, I know! You commited the horrible crime of possessing a bottom and being in his immediate vicinity. That’s a sure way to earn a spanking.
I suppose the more important question though, is was it a nice spanking, from memory, or a meaner one? That might help identify the trigger!
That sort of rings a bell, you know 😉
If you can’t remember maybe you should ask Abel – I’m sure he’ll be happy remind you! And then you can write about two spankings
Perhaps it was for forgetting to let Abel THINK he is in charge? Men get all bent out of shape about that one!
Spankings are meant to be memorable. Clearly I didn’t spank you hard enough. I shall deal with this later.
xxx
Abel, the spanking clearly *was* memorable, or Haron wouldn’t have blogged about it. It was the reason behind the spanking that she forgot!
xxx
See, my thought was, as the anti-spanking folks are always saying, the memory of the spanking went so deep into Haron’s psyche it eclipsed the memory of what the spanking was for. The spanking became the beginning and end of all.
How very sad. ::sobs::