Yesterday I was playing with the satellite maps on Google, and found that on the closest zoom not only can you see our house and garden pretty clearly, but also our cars parked out front, and a little blur that could be Abel standing by the car, talking to a neighbour.

This got me thinking. Our garden is not very private, so you couldn’t really spank anybody there, or frolic naked, or anything, but some people consider their gardens private hedged fortresses. If you had 5 metre tall trees all around your lawn, you wouldn’t have a problem sunbathing naked, would you, or maybe giving somebody a moderately quiet, but very stingy whipping with a freshly cut apple switch?

What you wouldn’t reckon on, is the Google satellite passing overhead, zooming in onto your wholesome spanking fun.

Oh, dear.

Mind you, I assume that Google somehow magics people out of the maps, because you usually don’t see any, but if the job isn’t automated, there could be some very amused programmers with a very fun collection of satellite images.