Sophie Dahl has a new cookery programme out, and not all reviewers enjoy it, apparently. For example, the reviewer in the Daily Fail takes offence at the personality Sophie is trying to project in her show:
“…Like cholesterol, she is sometimes too rich for the blood.
‘I get a childish sense of satisfaction from popping fuchsia buds and perfectly formed blinis,’ she says at one point.
‘Oysters are an open invitation to carnal knowledge,’ she says at another.
Oh, the impulse to thrash her hard with one of her vintage ladles… is almost irresistible.”
Funny how in the mind of the reviewer an invitation to carnal knowledge has immediately turned into an invitation to a spanking 