‘You won’t sit down for a week’

Wincing as you sit down after a good spanking is a lovely feeling. It’s a real shame that getting to the point of being that sore is actually quite difficult.

Before I was spanked for the first time, I spent a good few months reading stories online and role-playing in chatrooms, and the idea of being too sore to sit down was established in my mind as one of the inalienable parts of a spanking scene. I thought, ‘Of course I’ll want to sit down for a while, a spanking does that, right?’

Well, not really. I’ve had maybe three instances in 10 years of play when sitting down was literally out of the question for several hours after the scene. On each of the occassions I’d received over 50 full-strenth strokes with a heavy implement, and was quite seriously marked. Even then, I didn’t mind sitting down the following day, even if some soreness did last for quite a long while.

I thought at first that I had a particularly thick hide, but I’ve since spoke to lots of newbies in the first flush of excitement from their first spanking, and quite a lot of them mentioned being disappointed by how quickly the effects went away. Thing is, people don’t necessarily want to get spanked any harder than they do anyway: we just want the soreness to last for long enough that we can enjoy it.

The threat of not being able to sit down for a week is so inside-meltingly hot, that I think it’s a terrible shame there’s no way to get there in reality by means of a normal spanking.

8 thoughts on “‘You won’t sit down for a week’

  • 16 May, 2010 at 5:14 pm
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    I agree, the thought is very intriguing. However, an ordinary spanking just won’t do it. But a severe caning might. A caning leaving hard sore welts that will remain for quite some time. I have discovered that being trashed with a more sturdy object than the usual rattan type cane, like a pinewood stick, will cause especially vivid welts that remain longer – and the effect is a very sore bottom which makes it impossible to sit for several days. Yes, it could even last for a week. But then it hurts like hell taking the trashing… 😉

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    • 17 May, 2010 at 10:41 am
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      That’s the problem, see: I don’t want to play hard all the time, but I do want a sore bottom. Not sure how to reconcile the two :)

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  • 21 May, 2010 at 10:05 am
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    Obviously, Haron, your spankings are just too short.

    “If you do that again, you won’t sit down for a week!”

    Yes, that’s if I give you repeated spankings every day for a week.

    Actually, in my experience the bottom seldom has any problem sitting after a few hours. (Perhaps I’m just a soft top.) So, I suppose that the penalty should be for the culprit to come and ask for her spanking every hour, on the hour, every waking hour, for a week.

    Probably, “spanking” won’t work either. A spanking implies smacking the buttocks with the hand. A spanking that made you too sore to sit for a week would imply a hand too sore to type on the computer keyboard for a month. A paddling might be a suitable substitute, because it could be OTK and it’s the logical extension of a spanking. A good birching might work, as it could also be OTK and it certainly seems like something bad girls would get. Maybe someone with an iron hand would recover enough between spankings to make it work, but not sitting for a week probably just requires something more than a spanking.

    In any case, my suspicion is that after the first few hours there will be increasingly little sitting.

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  • 21 May, 2010 at 10:43 am
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    Another thing is that with harder trashings the skin will get rough making it even more difficult to create the desired result. Therefore a massive object object like a stick of pinewood or similar is better because it will leave vivid swollen welts that will be sore for a very long time and sensitive to any touch, incluing sitting down. Birchings are extremely intense when taken but although vivid traces will remain for a while it won’t stop me from sitting down. The pain will go away after a few hours but of course the visible result is very exciting, too.

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  • 24 May, 2010 at 11:39 am
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    I remember that phrase only too well from my mother, and yes I usually wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week. I would have to sleep on my front and on the day after the spanking eat standing up :)

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  • 26 May, 2010 at 9:18 am
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    My goodness. Hours of fun for a keen translator! (Though possibly not me.)

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  • 14 December, 2012 at 6:14 am
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    Well at least it’s not just me. I’ve always had a high tolerance for pain so I thought that’s why rarely am I sore the next day. Only once and that’s because I got called into work and the only chair is a metal stool :( Oh I would love to be spanked by him again 😀

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