Danny Boyle? Millions of pounds? A cast of thousands? Nah, tonight’s Olympian festivities can’t be as much fun as the kinky SpankOlympics last Saturday.
Opened by a naked virgin setting light to the Olympic cane. (OK, Leia-Ann Woods was naked, half-way up my garden, as we struggled to persuade the whisky-soaked rattan to catch fire).
The sprint: won by Mr Allen and the aforementioned Leia-Ann, with the obligatory 100 smacks administered in 22 seconds (alternating ten per rapidly-reddening buttock).
The shooting: applying six strokes of the cane as closely together as possible. Won by the same duo, with a mere 35mm gap.
Synchronised spanking: a close-run thing before proceedings drew to a halt prior to the judges’ decision, between our Irish trio (a spanking riverdance!) and MidKnightGMT’s famed spanking drumkit (comprising four girls’ bared bottoms).
We didn’t get round on the day to awarding the Gold Medal for the overall winner, but Leia-Ann’s performance means that she is duly awarded the victor’s laurels. Well, I say laurels: Â actually, Marlowe – incredibly kindly – made and insiribed a tawse for the winner (pictured here with another such that he generously presented to me for hosting the festivities, alongside a 12″ ruler for scale). We’ll have to find a suitable opportunity to present the young lady – repeatedly – with her prize..
Thanks to all who took part in good spirit in the event: a memorable afternoon.
Yay! Thank you lovely! I am so happy to receive a tawse…not sure why so many ‘presentations’ are needed though. 😉
What???? No picture of the young lady’s reddened bottom?
Leia-Ann: think of it being like a Closing Ceremony, to go with the opening Ceremony you performed so admirably!
Ordalie: sadly no naughty photos here, as ever!
I will do my best
I would hope the ‘Spankolympics’ would be televised, so that th world would have an opportunity of watching these females, being spanked on their bare bottoms, either with a hand, paddle hairbrush, birchrod, cane, or whip. Will the Queen and all her entorage, of Camilla, Kate, Pippa, etc, particpate in the contest.
Haha, is it wrong to suggest that the SpankOlympics are *so* much more interesting than the vanilla Olympics?
Perhaps one day Nike and Rolex will be lining up to sponsor tawses and rulers.