I know a fair few readers here travel pretty regularly for work. Any of you been through Terminal 3 at Heathrow recently?
I have, and was amazed to find that there a small enclave of hotel rooms has appeared recently airside, amidst the executive lounges.
I’m sure they’re meant for travelling business folks with connections at the airport on long-haul trips. Quick nap, shower, back onto the next pampered business-class leg. But I can’t help wondering about alternative uses for the rooms.
Girls who’ve misbehaved on flights, being punished by their fathers? Kinky young ladies being told by their boyfriends that they’re to be tied to a bed and abused on landing in London – as a holiday treat? Honeymooning husbands unable to wait for their final destination, and deflowering their new young brides en route?
Seriously: I wonder if the rooms have lost their kinky virginity yet? Or their sexual equivalent…
“Honeymooning husbands unable to wait for their final destination, and deflowering their new young brides en route?”
Which century are you living in, Abel? That has been done long before the wedding!!!
Ah, but imagination is a wonderful thing Ordalie
Not necessarily, Ordalie. I guess it is unfashionable, but some folks actually do still wait for the wedding. I was one. Admittedly, that was yonks ago…well okay, ’90s, not quite yonks. But also there’s this whole abstinence movement that seems to be picking up speed in certain parts of the country. I’ll admit to a certain unfair bias in regards to this: I think its commendable is a woman chooses to wait, but I also think guys who wait are kinda silly. At least one person should go to the wedding bed knowing more about what to do than insert tab A into slot B, now rub.
“insert tab A into slot B, now rub.”
You ARE funny!