Things I have never done:
- swum naked
- cuddled a naked girl in a pool
- cut a switch from an apple tree, and used it to whip a girl
- made a girl bend over and touch her toes on the very edge of a swimming pool, and caned her, with the instruction that if she fell in, I’d start again from scratch.
I say “have never done”. Actually, I should say “had never done until our recent trip to France with six wonderful friends.” Oh, how there are some weeks that will stick in my mind for a very long time. (And I haven’t even mentioned the dress code for the late-night boys versus girls cricket. Naked girls, naturally).
Sounds like a fun vacation.
This post reminds me of a stupid drinking game I played a few times while at university. It was called “I have never” and you’d take turns telling truthfully about something you never did. Anyone who had done it would have to take a shot. It was silly, but you’d learn surprising things about some girls. Oddly enough, spanking never came up.
I want the name of your travel agent! 😉
Swimming in the nip will ruin you for ever. From now on, swimming with clothes on will feel weird and unnatural. True fact!
Also, was it one of the very knobbly apple trees with lots of little spurs, or one of the smooth ones??