Impressing the girls

Finding myself at short notice unexpectedly home alone last night, I found solace in:

  • emails with very lovely friends
  • a good bottle of red (Rioja Gran Reserva 2006, since you ask so politely)
  • Twitter
  • FetLife. (*Such*  an interesting and promising evening’s exploration…!)

It was the last of these that prompted this blog entry, as a result of two laugh-aloud comments – the first on a profile I was browsing, and the second via a tweet:

‘I don’t find dick pictures attractive: they ruin the element of surprise.’

and:

‘Your ability to use “yours” and “your’s” correctly is so much more impressive than your cock.’

Damn! That’s where I’ve been going wrong all these years…

(LOL actually, I don’t think my, erm, private anatomy had ever been photographed until a certain recent evening. But that’s another story. And no, some things are not meant for sharing…!)

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