In her suite

‎An advert in the New Yorker for a high-end hotel chain pictures a glamorous yet scantily-clad woman relaxing in her suite. It reels off a list of the services she’s enjoyed:

Japanese matcha tea

Private tour of MoMA

Bitters-making Masters class

6am dog walker

Rubber chew toy

..and so on.

I couldn’t help but expand on the list:

Four poster bed

Roughly-hewn rope

Ball gag

Sound whipping

Rough anal sex

But then I guess those are standard in many hotels, so don’t need advertising…