See, I thought you needed to know the result of the independence vote in advance, so I devised a little test.
Kay, bent over last night on the eve of the poll. Alternate strokes of the cane, for the ‘no’ vote. and the ever-so-Scottish tawse for ‘yes’. Whichever broke her deemed to predict the result.
And which do you think won?
Five strokes of one.
Five strokes of the other.
The sixth of the first implement breaking her.
The cane. The English implement. The ‘no’ vote.
So, there you have it. The pollsters could save all of the trouble of canvassing today. Long live the Union! (Or something like that..)