A story from the Dallas News last week is just too remarkable – and has too much potential for sparking the spanko imagination – to let pass without comment. Apparently:
Thirty-three high school cheerleaders from Dallas and Midland were involved in a scuffle at a camp in San Marcos this week… as the four-day Universal Cheerleaders Association camp was winding down.
Squads from both Dallas Skyline and Midland high schools were staying in Blanco Hall… Eleven Midland girls and 22 Skyline girls were involved…
Dallas school district spokesman Jon Dahlander acknowledged that the district was looking into the off-campus incident. “If disciplinary action is warranted, it will be taken according to the guidelines established in the student code of conduct,” he said, reading from a statement…
Dean Oblonsky, a spokesman for the cheerleaders association, said 275 cheerleaders representing 20 squads participated in the San Marcos camp. The association, based in Memphis, Tenn., did not plan to take action because it occurred at the end of camp. “We will let the schools handle it,” he said.
Principals once the miscreants returned to their respective schools, the girls being called in one by one to bend tight over the desk? Coaches at the start of the next practice session, working their way down the line of toe-touching cheerleaders – or waiting to dole out punishments in the changing rooms afterwards? Disappointed fathers, adding excruciating weight to the chorus of disapproval, in their daughters’ bedrooms?
I scarcely know where to start, but Haron will be finding scholastic paddles descending rapidly in her direction, together with parental belts, whilst I try to figure out how this whole sorry state of affairs might have ended for the 33 young ladies concerned.
And as for how the cheerleaders’ association might have dealt with matters had the fighting broken out at any point before ‘the end of camp’…
Abel: You sound a little breathless, dear. Much like a kid in a store that sells playstations and the Wi, and has just purchased Mario Party 8 and the Transformers all on the same day! You can’t have them all!!!
Are you the Principal, the Coach or the Father? And how many of these 33 girls are yours to discipline anyway???
Let’s keep it mathematical and instead of ’33’ consider all the mutiples of 3. Consider for example, ’69’. Although we won’t find reference to it in the blog, perhaps you can partake in another activity that will take your mind off these miscreants for an hour or two……
Those sorority paddles are a mean item. I bought a couple of genuine US fraternity and sorority paddles off of eBay for use on our web site.
They are very good value being made out of hickory by the “Old Hickory Paddle Company of Indiana” and they cost me only £6 each + postage from the respective US sellers (about £10 each).
They pack a mean punch and look really good on camera.
I am hoping to film soon with an American spanking model and may well re-acquaint her with the ‘paddle of doom’
Seeing as the ration of Skyline girls to Midland ladies was 2:1, I should think that the Skyline girls deserve twice the punishment… Fighting’s one thing, being unfair totally another!
Ah, but if the minimum punishment for any involved was to be five swats, the Americans being metric in their application of such discpline, then Littlenic would have the Skyline girls taking ten each. How cruel is that?
Still, being mathematical for a moment:
(5 * 11) + (10 * 12) = an awful lot of sore backsides.
And that’s even before any of the young ladies had ventured home…
Interesting this notion of getting a second dose when one gets home. I’m thinking a talking to and an ‘if this should ever happen again….’ would be enough given what just happened to them under your mathematical tyranny!!
It would be convenient if the cheerleaders were invincible, like the “invincible cheerleader” on the television show “Heroes.” (Has that made it out of the U.S.? I think it has, but I can’t be certain.) The convenience of the invincible cheerleader is that she could take a severe punishment at school, heal up, go home, and face it again with her stern father. Although the second time around it wouldn’t be a spanking on a tender bottom, the mental anguish would remain, and surely, after a few rounds of this, she would have to not only feel quite a bit of remorse, but work to be a little less invincible just so she doesn’t have a fresh white bottom each and every day. (Thanks for stopping by my blog, Abel! That made me happy.)
Rob – I do like the idea of “if this should ever happen again”, and the thought of the consequences when it did.
Abby – ‘Heroes’ has just started here, but I’ve not caught any of it. And as for your blog: it’s really excellent, and highly recommended to any readers here.
I like to think of it as less “cruel”, more “firm but fair”. I’m all about the “firm but fair”… 😉
And Heroes has actually finished here, if you’re a saddo liked me and watched it all on the Sci-Fi channel. Claire, the indestructible cheerleader, was rather fabulous. I can imagine her getting very frustrated at repeated spankings which leaves no trace… and her father was just the type to deliver them too!