It’s become something of a cliche for spanking blogs to discuss the search terms that have led readers to their sites – but indulge me for a moment? For I do occasionally browse our keyword list out of curiosity, only to find it full of the usual suspects.
Yes, if you want “spanking stories”, you may find your way to our site. “Doctor Who spank” would probably lead to several of Haron’s posts (and, who knows, I might just be thinking of adding to that particular genre by sharing illicit thoughts about the new Doctor’s rather lovely, sassy new assistant). And we’ve certainly described a few scenes that would qualify if you were hunting for a “severe caning true story”, although I’m not sure how many of our play partners would describe said events as their “worst thrashing ever”.
But a couple of terms used in quick succession the other day really caught my eye, to the extent that I just had to share them. See, said individual had looked first for “wedding night spanking”, returning moments later to hunt for advice on “new wife spanking”. Oh, how I love a romantic story! I do so wish the happy kinky couple every joy in their spanking-filled married life.
Of course, today’s Saturday – perhaps the most popular day of the week for people to pledge their commitment to their partners. So if you happen to see a bride in the coming hours, I challenge you not to wonder whether she’ll be getting a “birching” later this evening, experiencing the “lochgelly tawse in action” – or just being cuddled and held tight by her new husband or wife before being made to “bend over for punishment”.
PS to whichever reader was hoping to read about “abel’s spanking” – no: that’s just wrong, and not going to happen, OK?