The Blog of the Beast

Sometimes vanity leads to alarming results.

Spanking Haron is a sin

Hopefully, the number will rise once we’ve finally moved all our stories to the new site, which has so far taken two years more than I’d thought it would…

P.S. Abel is feeling smug. When he took that screenshot, it was the first time he knew how to do something technical – and I didn’t.

9 thoughts on “The Blog of the Beast

  • 9 July, 2006 at 12:14 am
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    I knew you were the Devil, Abel. Now I know for sure. 666 huh? Get thee behind me! On second thought, maybe you should stay in front of me. My bottom has enough issues without furhter smacking from the Devil.

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  • 9 July, 2006 at 10:11 am
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    That comment will earn you 6 with the tawse, then 6 with the cane, then 6 with the paddle, young Miss Granger.

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  • 9 July, 2006 at 10:13 am
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    Hands off my girlfriend, you brute!

    Hey, Bessie, I dreamt of you today. You were getting chased by an abusive uncle who wanted to beat you with a strap. The cat woke me up before I found out what happened.

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  • 9 July, 2006 at 2:22 pm
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    Haron- Your girlfriend?!?! Have I been promoted? Your dream sounds quite interesting, I’m sorry you never found out the result.

    Abel- That is a bit of an extreme reaction isn’t it? One is not supposed to beat girls for telling the truth. It’s lying that is meant to get them thrashed.

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  • 9 July, 2006 at 2:33 pm
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    There’s “telling the truth” and there’s “gross insolence”, young lady, and your comment fell into the latter category.

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  • 9 July, 2006 at 2:54 pm
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    So you’re saying you aren’t the Devil then?

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  • 9 July, 2006 at 8:50 pm
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    Bessie – I think I shall have to revise the number in question for you up to 1332.

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  • 11 July, 2006 at 8:56 am
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    Someone is in trouble 😉

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  • 16 July, 2006 at 9:37 pm
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    For those less mathematical souls who emailed me:

    2 lots of 666 = 1332

    I’m sad like that.

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