The pictures that come with this post are not our thing, but man, this is funny:

I don’t advocate slavery based on race or religion, except maybe for scientologists, they need to be deprogrammed anyway.

But surely after spending all this money invading Iraq and Afganistan, making puppet states in South America, and supporting Alabama we should have taken slaves. That’s the pay off for war. Thats the prize. Without it, all there is left, is oil and falafels.

No, if this goverment wants war, it need to provide us slaves. Thats only fair, right and noble. It says so in the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, Raped and Ravaged Cheerleader and other holy books.

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