“Explain yourself, young lady.”

I love it when vanilla friends utter hot comments, completely inadvertently. One such was recently trying to decide whether a particular young lady’s failure to complete some task or other resulted from her being:

“stubbornly disinclined or pathetically incapable.”

I rather hoped it was the former, and felt smug knowing that I’d be rather ahead of my friend in my ability to correct the situation. And, of course, I memorised the phrase: so perfect for a future scene.

6 thoughts on ““Explain yourself, young lady.”

  • 3 March, 2007 at 10:38 am
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    In an effort to distract myself from doing a writing task that I don’t want to do, in the past couple of days I’ve been blogging and I came across a really interesting comment. “..spanking reaches deep into our conscious thought…it has the power to evoke profound change in our attitudes and behaviour”. This is a more intense response than your post requires, but this comment got me thinking, and I think that you are both right. “Stubbornly disinclined”? I cannot deny that that would be an accurate assessment of the situation. That a spanking would right the matter? Well I’m having an unguarded moment here, and feel obliged to agree with you. (How long the desired result is maintained is another matter entirely, but I think I know your answer – ‘Not a problem – just follow up with another spanking.’ Right??)

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  • 4 March, 2007 at 7:42 am
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    I would always say I was ‘pathetically incapeable’ whilst looking forlorn. Then you get away with it!!

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  • 4 March, 2007 at 7:09 pm
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    I love it when vanilla friends say those kinds of things! I work with a couple of men who do it all the time. It got me wondering, though, if maybe there’s more behind it…

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  • 4 March, 2007 at 8:33 pm
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    Reads rather like my school reports did… \’could do better!\’

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  • 6 March, 2007 at 2:20 am
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    Kate: I think you are onto something there. My husband who has only been outwardly kinky for less than a year, walked into an antique store this morning to have a closer look at an old etching. There was an old spritely man and an old woman (married for 52 yrs) running the store, and the first thing they said to him was, “We’ve just had a big blue.” (translation: major argument) Later, Bob, the old man, says to him, “It was a really big blue, I don’t think she’ll let me in the door tonight.” My husband says, “Go and get a big stick mate, and use it.” A big grin came over his face at the very thought. My husband just called me and said he thought he’d ring back to make an offer on the etching, with advice on spanking thrown in!! LOL

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