Pampering one’s implements

An article I read recently about the unbelievably posh Rocco Forte hotel chain commented that:

“Staff not only unpack your luggage but also pack it again, layering your undies with tissue paper.”

Where would they place certain travel accessories, I wonder, whist unpacking? The cane hanging on the door, the hairbrush on the dresser, the tawse in the desk drawer? Everything laid out neatly on the bed?

Would they smile a knowing smile throughout one’s stay? And would they inspect how well-used the implements had been before they cossetted them in tissue paper prior to departure?

Owner Mr. Forte sounds like something of a character, incidentally. According to the article, his family approved when he found his bride:

“At 36, he met the 16-year-old daughter of a Roman neurologist… She was sort of, I suppose, suitaby virginal from their point of view – although she wasn’t that virginal.”

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