I really don’t understand young people today. There we were, at a perfectly respectable event over the recent Bank Holiday weekend, when the group of teenage girls next to us in the crowd of 50,000 started misbehaving in the most disgraceful way.
Their game involved one girl being hoisted onto the bent-over back of another, then held tight whilst the remaining young ladies in the group spanked her backside. Hard. They then swapped, ensuring each of their jean-clad bottoms ended up being soundly swatted in turn. Their shrieks filled the air.
Shameful conduct. I was so taken aback that I had to watch carefully, to take in the horrifying scene in full so that I could report back to you. What is the world coming too?
The sacrifices you make!
You poor darling… I was doing that exact same thing at an eighteenth the other night- its much harder in black tie than in jeans I can assure you! x
‘Old’ people can play too, you know, though a little more subtley.
Take lunch today:
My Husband: is standing beside woman at the bar trying to pour water from a jug into three glasses, and slopping water all over the place.
Woman says to husband: “Oh dear. I am being clumsy!”
My Husband: Yes and there are consequences for that kind of behaviour.
Woman: And aren’t you being kind not to mention what they are!!
Me? I just stood by enjoying the exchange!!
Sounds like Evie’s corrupting her friends, and Rob her husband… and Rob’s husband is corrupting passing strangers.
I *like* 😉