A foreign airport told us that we could carry on one piece of hand luggage, plus reading matter and a:
Lap-top
Since Haron had been across my lap for a spanking shortly before the taxi arrived, we giggled rather more than the sign perhaps merited.
Of course, we’re now resigned to the fact that we’ll forever associate any mention of a “laptop” with a mental image of a girl being placed over her top’s knees. And we thought we should share that thought with you, so that you too will end up sniggering at inopportune moments.
Oh, gosh, I never thought about that before. Now I’ll never be able to say laptop with a straight face again.
When we get new computers at work we always have the choice of desktop or laptop. Hmmm. a laptop is nice, but I do like to be spanked across a good desktop.
Vanilla is another word I can’t use without a shiver. At work we talk of ‘vanilla’ computer courses, as opposed to those that have been customized for us in some way. Imagine a training course for the vanilla folks, and one with a slightly different focus for the kinky.