The two minutes between 11.59pm yesterday and 12.01am today were amongst the most painful of my life. For my hand, that is. For yesterday marked Haron’s birthday, and today is our friend Martha’s. And so yours truly duly administered two consecutive birthday spankings, Haron over my knee for the final minute of her celebration, to be replaced by Martha for the first minute of hers.
It really hurt. I do hope you feel sorry for me.
Both girls seem to have laboured under the misapprehension that, it being their birthdays, they can do whatever they like without fear of retribution. It’s proved to be an interesting game of cat-and-mouse, as they’ve tested the limits of what birthday girls can get away with. The solution, of course, is obvious, although it has only just occurred to me: to give a girl an exemption from being spanked on her birthday, by administering any punishment that becomes due to her partner in crime instead. A modern whipping-girl scenario, if you like?
We’ve got a few hours of the day left, but I’m not sure the waiters at the posh restaurant we’re going to for Martha’s birthday dinner would necessarily be impressed were I to start spanking Haron in their hallowed room. Then again…
You poor, poor man, Abel. I admire your dedication to duty, despite the pain.
And the mail strike buggered up my birthday-card-sending plans – but they’re here now, so I shall pass them on to Martha on Monday – I think she may be seeing Haron again before I do.
But belated Happy Birthday to both lovely ladies!
And chin up, Abel. You’ve got a year to recover before the next one. 😉
Happy Birthday Haron and Martha…
No Abel, the pain-sympathy vote most definatly does not go to you!
Well first and foremost, Happy Birthday greetings to Haron and Martha, and I hope you had a truly splendid dinner together. But now I have to say, you almost had me Abel. I actually thought…well you know what I actually thought…and I could hardly believe it..
I do feel slightly sorry for you. My husband complains of this also, and he insists on sympathy, so I suppose you can too….but perhaps when your birthday comes around….and it IS a big one, dear boy…. (mumblemumble…where’sherhusbandrightnow shecoulddowithaspankingaboutnow mumblemumblehesays..)
Wishing Martha and Haron a very Happy belated Birthday, can’t say I feel sorry for you Abel, but I do admire your dedication to duty, very honourable it is
Hope Dinner was a wonderful event and that no young ladies misbehaved and needed spanking there and then… well actually, I do kind of hope that, and that we get to hear details!
Happy Birthday, Haron and Martha. As for Abel, you do have a hard life(NOT).
Hugs to all.
Hey Abel where’s Haron? she hasn’t posted since her birthday! I hope the birthday spanking wasn’t so severe she hasn’t been able to sit at the computer?????
H x