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Browsing a spanking personals site, searching for phrases that might trigger my kinky creativity, I giggled at one particular entry:
“Lad in need of the can”
Each to their own, of course, when it comes to fetishes. But I did wonder whether he has any particular type of can in mind – “it must be Heinz for the punishment to be authentic”? And picture the dread when the disciplinarian tells you that you’ve been especially naughty and are to be spanked with a full can, rather than one emptied of its contents…
I shouldn’t be mean. Anyone can make a typoh. And I just feel sorry for those young ladies commuting into London from Canning Town: should their tube trains be fitted with extra-soft cushions?
Evie
January 31st, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Your so mean.. spelling is so un-important. (Says the girl who once got 2 out of 100 in a spelling test)
Martha
January 31st, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Omg Evie, that’s appalling! Someone should spank you
And actually that’s probably the nicest thought I’ve ever had about Canning Town! But then I am from norf of the river…
littlenic
January 31st, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Isn’t “the can” slang for the toilet? Perhaps he’s rather nervous at the prospect of receiving the cane…
Sarah
January 31st, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I got a little confused because I thought the poor lad needed to go to the toilet, and I was unsure why he felt the need to put that on a spanking personals site….it all became clear to me by the end of the post, and typoh with an h is just plain funny!
gerrard
January 31st, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I guess there could be other potential ones…
Lad in need of a stripping…actually, that still works!
In need of oik spanking….do your own gags
Please trash me….bin fetish
Abel
January 31st, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Anyone want to give Haron a sound flagging?
Or perhaps she deserves the puddle?
catherine
January 31st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
You’re all assuming it really was a “lad” – could that have been a typo too? Perhaps it was a “lady”…
Martha
January 31st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Strip strap strop…the permutations are endless
gerrard
February 1st, 2008 at 12:01 am
Catherine, maybe lady, mad 30s, seeks string man to wield his powder over her. Particular interests include bitching, being retained, muffed, blond-fondled and shipped.
Indiana
February 1st, 2008 at 1:34 am
Gerrard, you’ve outdone yourself!
When I saw can, I thought about the toilet, too. Evie, I wouldn’t worry too much about spelling too much– you know how to make yourself clear. Having interesting thoughts is more important, anyway.
catherine
February 1st, 2008 at 6:17 am
Lady, mad thirties? How very dare you?
(Oh, and how did you know?!)