Can you spank?
Posted by Abel on 31 Jan 2008 at 09:14 am | Tagged as: In the Neighbourhood
Browsing a spanking personals site, searching for phrases that might trigger my kinky creativity, I giggled at one particular entry:
“Lad in need of the can”
Each to their own, of course, when it comes to fetishes. But I did wonder whether he has any particular type of can in mind - “it must be Heinz for the punishment to be authentic”? And picture the dread when the disciplinarian tells you that you’ve been especially naughty and are to be spanked with a full can, rather than one emptied of its contents…
I shouldn’t be mean. Anyone can make a typoh. And I just feel sorry for those young ladies commuting into London from Canning Town: should their tube trains be fitted with extra-soft cushions?
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Your so mean.. spelling is so un-important. (Says the girl who once got 2 out of 100 in a spelling test)
Omg Evie, that’s appalling! Someone should spank you
And actually that’s probably the nicest thought I’ve ever had about Canning Town! But then I am from norf of the river…
Isn’t “the can” slang for the toilet? Perhaps he’s rather nervous at the prospect of receiving the cane…
I got a little confused because I thought the poor lad needed to go to the toilet, and I was unsure why he felt the need to put that on a spanking personals site….it all became clear to me by the end of the post, and typoh with an h is just plain funny!
I guess there could be other potential ones…
Lad in need of a stripping…actually, that still works!
In need of oik spanking….do your own gags
Please trash me….bin fetish
Anyone want to give Haron a sound flagging?
Or perhaps she deserves the puddle?
You’re all assuming it really was a “lad” - could that have been a typo too? Perhaps it was a “lady”…
Strip strap strop…the permutations are endless
Catherine, maybe lady, mad 30s, seeks string man to wield his powder over her. Particular interests include bitching, being retained, muffed, blond-fondled and shipped.
Gerrard, you’ve outdone yourself!
When I saw can, I thought about the toilet, too. Evie, I wouldn’t worry too much about spelling too much– you know how to make yourself clear. Having interesting thoughts is more important, anyway.
Lady, mad thirties? How very dare you?
(Oh, and how did you know?!)