The Evening Standard, that bible for Boris-worshippers, reported on Friday that there’s a new service at trendy hotel Andaz.
“There’s a book menu in each room… You choose a novel – anything from Dickens to Jackie Collins – and they send up a man or woman dressed in pyjamas who will sit in your room and read it to you.”
Oh, where to start? The choice of book would be important, the young lady blushing deeply as she read out the account of a girl’s spanking.
And then there’s the manner of her reading. The gentleman raising an eyebrow, as room service read from a favourite novel. “I don’t think it does go quite like that, does it, young lady?”
“Er, well, sir…”
“Did I ask you to skip paragraphs as you read?”
“No, sir, I mustn’t have been concentrating…”
…and down would come her pyjama trousers as she was taught her lesson: over the knee, a hard hand-spanking.
Actually, forget the hotel: sounds like a wonderful scene!
Perhaps a la the Secretary, she would have to read and re-read the omitted paragraph(s) as her spanking progressed?
I really love the twists your mind takes, Abel!
I would so love to have that job. Of course, the US being what it is, people would much rather fall asleep watching telly.
Another reason to convice my Master he wants to move back home to the UK!
I think that skipping paragraphs is totaly legit. if you’re baby-sitting and darling child chooses *the longest book in the world* Anyway, the story usually makes sense… sort of.
Evie: I wouldn’t be so sure about that. My little one always noticed if I left out or changed a single word of his favorite stories, and to kink it up, if such a child were to tell his father what his naughty babysitter had done….
Rob- Why do you think I do it?! Lol.
Now where exactly is this hotel?
Dave