The Spanking Roulette

In my dream I was sentenced to corporal punishment. Not sure by whom, or for what misdeeds, but I was. I may have even deserved it.

The detail that turned the dream into a bona fide nightmare was that the implement and the number of strokes were to be decided by gambling.

I was handed a little hemp sack with something clinking inside. These were, I was told, pieces of ivory carved with symbols of implements. I had to put my hand into the sack and draw one. Once the implement was established, I would be handed a platter with ten-sided dice, which I would roll for the number of strokes.

I can still hear the sounds, ominous in the otherwise silent room: the ivory clicking, the dice rattling around the silver platter.

I’m not sure what the result was. I’m quite happy not to know, actually…

15 thoughts on “The Spanking Roulette

  • 31 August, 2008 at 10:30 am
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    Some poor girls are foolishly optimistic, and imagine that the ten sides of the “strokes” die would be numbered sequentially: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 through to 10. Only, of course, they’re not. They count up in sixes…

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  • 31 August, 2008 at 10:45 am
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    Oh,poor Haron. One of those spanking dreams where you wake up shivering slightly in fright. You’d better just hope that “someone” doesn’t get any ideas from it, though it looks like it might be a bit late for that 😉

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  • 31 August, 2008 at 11:01 am
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    Awww. Poor Haron. But that does sound like quite a fun game…

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  • 31 August, 2008 at 12:09 pm
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    It’s not unlike just an everyday edict from a Dom who gets carried away with numbers and formulas and the like, is it?

    “Okay, so you had 19 naughty points from last week but you did not do something you were meant to do, so now its 38 naughty points you’ve accrued…but then, you were meant to tell me yourself and not have me squeeze it out of you, so now it is with the paddle….

    (…please may he not read SW at the moment, she says, thinking about the dice that goes up in sixes!)

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  • 31 August, 2008 at 9:05 pm
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    Interesting dream.

    Sounds like a set of poker dice we picked up a few years ago. One of them has implements, another has multiples of six, and there’s another which allows you to gamble – on perhaps getting let off, or even getting double the punishment. But then we all know that gambling is bad 😛

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  • 1 September, 2008 at 8:08 am
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    Wow Simon, those poker dice sound great, I want two sets, one with a weighted “get let off” die and one ordinary set, to suit whatever mood I’m in at the time :)

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  • 1 September, 2008 at 10:58 pm
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    Speaking of spanking fiction, has anyone read the new James Bond book – I was reading it on a recent flight and stopped on one page for a considerable time – the page where Bond threatens to give Moneypenny a sound spanking… I think my fellow travellers thought I was dislexic…

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  • 2 September, 2008 at 6:37 am
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    Fiona – funnily enough, I was writing about that yesterday. The post’ll come up in a week or two!

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  • 2 September, 2008 at 10:23 am
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    Weighted die, Sarah? That’s cheating…

    Mind you, when you throw 36 of the cane, and then gamble, and get ‘double’ it is tempting to have a weighted dice!

    Still I suppose the moral of this story is don’t gamble.

    PS – not sure where you can get the dice – I think I picked them up at one of those fetish fairs a few years back – not seen them in ages.

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  • 2 September, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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    I’m now picturing the prison governor… The girl asks him for the dice. He looks at her and then carefully chooses them from a rack, knowing that the ones on the left are weighted to ensure lighter implements and fewer strokes, and the ones on the right to “randomly” generate especially sound thrashings…

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  • 2 September, 2008 at 4:07 pm
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    At least it was only ten sided dice… they do make dice with 100 sides! *gaming geek*

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  • 2 September, 2008 at 5:07 pm
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    LOL I sent a note this afternoon to a manufacturer of custom-made dice, asking about prices.

    I gave them a list of the words for each side – different implement names – as well as asking for two numbered dice (1, 2, 3,… and 6, 12, 18…)!

    We’ll see if they give me a quote, or whether they’re too freaked out!

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  • 4 September, 2008 at 11:34 am
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    Haron, are you showing your gaming geek colours? :)

    Reminds me of being a wee mite of 16 and playing “Spank: The Gathering” where I got a stroke for every hit point I took … it was accumulative, you see. You started with 20, but I got stroke for every life lost even if I then gained them back…

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  • 5 September, 2008 at 7:41 pm
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    A gaming geek? Me? Whatever gave you the idea? *cough*

    Can we play that game sometime?

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