Corporal punishment waiver form We were rummaging online, and found this corporal punishment form, which schools can presumably send out to parents.

I can imagine role-playing a girl who has no idea that her parents agreed for the school to spank her – and suddenly, the Headmaster whips out this piece of paper, duly signed by mum and dad. Oh, the terror.

Click to enlarge, print out, and enjoy with a teacher or schoolgirl of your own.

(The instructions on the original website tell you to print it out only on yellow paper. I love bureaucrats.)