An Official Corporal Punishment Form

Corporal punishment waiver form We were rummaging online, and found this corporal punishment form, which schools can presumably send out to parents.

I can imagine role-playing a girl who has no idea that her parents agreed for the school to spank her – and suddenly, the Headmaster whips out this piece of paper, duly signed by mum and dad. Oh, the terror.

Click to enlarge, print out, and enjoy with a teacher or schoolgirl of your own.

(The instructions on the original website tell you to print it out only on yellow paper. I love bureaucrats.)

7 thoughts on “An Official Corporal Punishment Form

  • 27 September, 2008 at 9:08 am
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    And then there were the parents who disapproved of all forms of punishment, never mind corporal punishment. They ascribed to the view that young people need lots of encouragement and praise.
    But their daughter thought that it might be quite interesting to experience that paddle and something of the delicious pain of which her friends spoke.
    Come her end of term report there was considerable surprise in that household when her report listed two occasions on which she had been sent to the principal’s office.
    Who could have forged those parental signatures? And just what is a parent to do in the face of such disobedience?

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  • 27 September, 2008 at 12:53 pm
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    Only 3 swats??!!

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  • 27 September, 2008 at 7:38 pm
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    THANK YOU SO MUCH!

    Sorry to type in all caps, but I’m that excited! My Master and I are going to pick up some yellow paper ASAP!

    Again, thank you Haron!!!

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  • 28 September, 2008 at 7:29 am
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    I wish someone could find a punishment form that would be used to record the swats that had just been administered, and sent home for parental signature. Sadly searches so far have proved futile :-(

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  • 28 September, 2008 at 12:25 pm
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    Abel: I guess you are referring to a form used on a case by case basis. But in my daydreams and stories the form is the old-fashioned kind where at the bottom of the term report there is a space for number of canings x by number of strokes. This makes it intense because the girl has to show it to her father when she returns home from boarding school at the end of the term. Naturally he feels compelled to repeat the strokes himself over the holidays. Hence, the poor little thing might find herself in his study twice a week for the duration of the holiday. (I like the thought, but that is because I’m not the girl in question. I just like creating her.)

    BTW I think there was a form like that in ‘Boy’.

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  • 28 September, 2008 at 7:57 pm
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    I’m sure you can squeeze a zero in there after the 3.

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  • 30 September, 2008 at 11:28 pm
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    My thought exactly Megs. Three swats? Hardly a cause for alarm.

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